1. Philosopher - Deep thinkers that build up dazzling theories and metaphysical systems.
2. Analyst - Precise logicians that expertly analyze problems and create rationalizations.
3. Goofball - Crazy clowns that randomly bounce around and seek their own pleasures.
4. Spiritualist - Wise sages that connect with divinity and the higher cosmic mysteries.
5. Loser - Lazy bums that wander without direction and care nothing for mundane life.