[INTJ] The Official INTJ Haters' Thread

[uumlau]

I hate INTJ's because they won't post in the damn video thread!

Says who?
And unlike some people, my video is still there.

 

[Ginkgo]

I actually do get a disability welfare, because stress makes me psychotic, and people give me stress. <<

This is rich.

 

[Edgar]

This is rich.

YAY SOCIALISM!

 

[funkadelik]

YAY SOCIALISM!

Hey man, don't knock it till you need it.

 

[Edgar]

Hey man, don't knock it till you need it.

Oh I'm not knocking it. I'm kinda jelly, actually. I wish somebody paid me for being anti-social.

 

[Coriolis]

My employer does. It's part and parcel of the job.

 

[Limey]

I just thought of a joke (bear with me)

Why did the INTJ cross the road?
because his genetic material was on that sock.

 

[INTP]

I just thought of a joke (bear with me)

Why did the INTJ cross the road?
because his genetic material was on that sock.

what sock? why there was a sock? did the socks in his feet made the INTJ to cross the road, because it was contaminated by INTJ dna? wtf

 

[Limey]

what sock? why there was a sock? did the socks in his feet made the INTJ to cross the road, because it was contaminated by INTJ dna? wtf

What's with the questions, aint nobody got time for that!
Just accept that it's there and cross the street, B. Forget it's there, you can't even smell it.

 

[INTP]

What's with the questions, aint nobody got time for that!
Just accept that it's there and cross the street, B. Forget it's there, you can't even smell it.

no, you are saying things that make no sense. i demand an explanation about the sock!

 

[Limey]

no, you are saying things that make no sense. i demand an explanation about the sock!

If you demean yourself with a lower case I, like a dog with its tail covering its genitals, then how can you expect me to give you a frank and honest explanation about the sock.

 

[NathanZ]

Forced to live in an unsatisfying, irrational world full of people clearly less intelligent and less deserving of happiness than themselves, the typical INTJ will kill a puppy or two every other weekend as a way to relieve stress.

... or is that... just me?...

 

[INTP]

If you demean yourself with a lower case I, like a dog with its tail covering its genitals, then how can you expect me to give you a frank and honest explanation about the sock.

I thought you would feel more comfortable if I would lower myself to i, so that you dont start to feel inferiority about my general superiority and get scared away.

 

[ReflecTcelfeR]

what sock? why there was a sock? did the socks in his feet made the INTJ to cross the road, because it was contaminated by INTJ dna? wtf

He found his cum filled sock on the road.

 

[011235813]

Wow, that joke is impressively unfunny.

 

[jcloudz]

the intj whisperer

 

[Limey]

Wow, that joke is impressively unfunny.

woah! we've got a badass over here everyone. The representative of humor, no less.
Tell us representative, why you let Ray Romano continue to live.

 

[highlander]

the intj whisperer

ENTJ.

Not INTJ.

I like him anyway.

 

[Smoothie]

Generally, yeah And I'm saying this without shifting blame onto others, or saying other INTJ's are like this. I, myself, am. Many of the INTJ posters here I find quite admirable, and in many ways I find them to be more mature or balanced than myself.

I often get annoyed with myself in how self-absorbed and how much of a solipsist I can be, and often it is in a somewhat boring and unexciting way, at least from a 3rd person perspective. I know we INTJ's can have this ability to zap enthusiasm for things, or analyze all the intrigue away, or make it boring (I sure can...) It's actually a relatively common feeling for me to feel insufferable and annoying. I talk about myself way too much (as can be seen...) and sometimes I can't think of anything to discuss outside my (admittedly self-intentioned/solipsist) field of interests. And I often feel the need to maintain some competent facade, and I erect many layers of walls and barriers to keep people from knowing me. I'm often actually surprised my friends are actually friends with me, since they often strike me as better people than myself.

So, yeah. There are actually some things I could perhaps relate to type, that I'm not so crazy about. I'm not a huge fan of the whole social thing being my Achilles heel. I recognize my responsibility over it, but so often there's this lame dualistic division between my inner world and the world outside, and it's hard to breach the divide, or meaningfully express myself. Let alone actually compromise on some of my internally held standards/ideals! It's naturally easier for me to self-isolate and daydream than it is for me to meaningfully connect with others, and live in the moment/reality. This strikes me as running contrary to my attainment of happiness/ social satisfaction. And it does honestly scare me, when I think it's very likely I could die alone/lonely, if I don't fix some of these tendencies.

And, yeah, I'm not trying to sound all pitiful or modest or anything... I think it's possible many INTJ's may sort of feel similarly, but haven't become comfortable with recognizing weakness within themselves. I actually sort of have an inferiority complex, and I think it's more constructive for me to be aware of/accepting of these feelings, since they tend to make me more genuine.

thank you sincerely.

im happy to know that im not loosing my mind.
currently im in the process of revisiting my whole point of view about my self.

 

[Limey]

This thread has been a great pick-me-up over the years.
User population; Please provide more hate, looking for a cheap chub on.