So I was thinking about it, and it must be really frustrating for other types to have to deal with people like me. My smartass retorts are many and near between.
I was at my parents over thanksgiving, and we were all sitting down for dinner... My little brother, who is in high school, was looking a little upset. So I turned to him and said
Me: "You feeling ok?"
Me: "You feeling pretty gay huh?"
Mom: "HEY! None of that type of language at my table"
Me: "That word has multiple meanings, and you can't be sure as to which one I was referring."
Mom: **sour face
Any of you relate to this type of behavior?