what is this strange connection with INTJs and cute animals being devious? is this your messed up brand of Fi? you really like the fuzzy wuzzies, but you have to disguise your like of them in Ni meta-jokes and Te scheming to remain sufficiently convinced that you are God of All Things? hm?
thus far we have a cat reading military strategy books, a rather grumpy looking cat playing cards and drinking heavily, and a plotting otter. plotter? what's next?