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    I think many times people who prefer morbid or shocking humor think others are criticizing the style of humor when in fact many times it's simply not funny. Shocking does not equal funny. You actually have to have a joke in there somewhere. Then we hear something like, "Oh, you just don't get my humor". Uh, no.

    It reminds me of people who feel they didn't get a job because of their race/religion/gender/etc, when in fact they just aren't qualified.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mask Manifest View Post
    Drill instructors get away with a lot more than you'd think. They're not even supposed to touch recruits, but it happens. As far as verbal abuse, that's a given. I've heard stories about boot camp in Vietnam. It was more ruthless back then.
    Ehh..they're just trying to break him. That's a bit different from threatening to "skullfuck" somebody. I'd be willing to bet money that any drill instructor that was making legitimate threats against a recruit would be facing some pretty harsh consequences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unsung View Post
    What do you get if you flay a baby?

    A boner.


    How do you make a baby cry twice?

    Wipe your dick off on it's teddybear.


    How do you fit 10 babies into a bowl?

    With a mixer.


    How do you get the babies up from the bowl again?

    Nachos.



    Yeah, my humour is mostly dark and morbid. ENFP if you want to know.
    The other ones weren't so funny, but these made me lol irl. I think it's because they're so ludicrous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeeekyyy View Post
    Ehh..they're just trying to break him. That's a bit different from threatening to "skullfuck" somebody. I'd be willing to bet money that any drill instructor that was making legitimate threats against a recruit would be facing some pretty harsh consequences.
    Skull fucking someone isn't a legitimate threat. When I was in boot camp, our DI's threatened us with violence and occasionally overstepped their boundaries physically. They also told stories of recruits being abused. Whether or not their stories were true, they were intended to instill fear in us. And having seen drill instructors hitting/pushing recruits, those threats held weight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    What's the fastest animal in the world?
    An ethiopian chicken.
    That one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    I think I'm going to hell.
    Just like your momma saaaaaid....

    Isn't it funny when wasted xnfp's think you're serious when you go into that shtick? It almost killed my buzz everytime...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thisica View Post
    How cruel are these jokes? I don't consider them funny, at this rate.
    Y'know, for someone who's avatar references a sick fucking theoretical example of an otherwise interesting idea, you're being awfully judgemental...

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    i think dead baby jokes are hilarious

    i mean, let's face it, it's not like getting upset when you hear jokes about starving people is actually going to help stop those people from starving. if it really upsets you that much wouldn't it make much more sense to go do something about the actual issue at hand?

    at least then you'll leave us to enjoy our morbid humor in peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowtech redneck View Post
    Y'know, for someone who's avatar references a sick fucking theoretical example of an otherwise interesting idea, you're being awfully judgemental...
    Perhaps. I wanted to know, as per the OP. I do find some of the jokes posted here funny, though
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