Or, I guess, if you thought you had bad taste in music, you are lying to yourself about what your taste in music is?
The point is, one time I got a fortune cookie that said "You think you have a good sense of humor" and I was pissed and it was the worst fortune I ever got because, seriously, not only is that not a fortune but it's also kind of an insult. And, again, EVERYONE thinks they have a good sense of humor. They like it, and hence it becomes their sense of humor. And when was the last time any of you ACTUALLY got a fortune from a fortune cookie instead of some cliched, bullshit, obvious or totally nonsensical advice like "Friendship is Stronger Than Strangership. Here's some Lucky Numbers." When I was a kid I consistently got real fortunes, but now I guess the fortune cookie industry has sold out to the psuedo-inspirational Hallmark fatcats. Maybe I should open a Fortune Cookie company and call it "Actual Fortunes Fortune Cookies, For Chrissake"
Anyways, what were we talking about?