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    Quote Originally Posted by digesthisickness View Post
    her friend hasn't been sleeping on the couch constantly for the last month. you've kissed and given her massages, etc..
    Don`t bend the truth. I gave her a massage the day before new years eve. Kiss and all that was at the new years eve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyTick View Post
    A relationship? Not with an SFJ! NO WAY IN HELL.
    Did you mean SFP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by digesthisickness View Post
    it's been a month. if he hasn't even attempted, i imagine she's practically insulted at this point.
    I have only meet her 5-6 times.
    And you can`t really lay on the ground like a piece of meat and expect people to instantly know that you want to be humped.

    Im not a dog, i don`t fuck carpets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatsNorway View Post
    I have only meet her 5-6 times.
    And you can`t really lay on the ground like a piece of meat and expect people to instantly know that you want to be humped.

    I'm not a dog, i don`t fuck carpets.
    If you don't want sex from her yet at least let her know. Most ESFPs move on to sex quicker than INTJs. She might just want to be just friends too if this is just what you want.
    If you however want it to be a romantic gradual intimacy thing....then let her know...and see how she responds [since you are the man you are generally expected to lead the courting ritual from point A to point B to point...but be attentive to her hints]. Understand with a xSFP its all about presentation. Before you tell her make the idea an aesthetic picture of a montage of beauty/suffering/patience. Don't spend too much paint on the abstract but rather employ both the concrete as well as feelings within the frame. (if she digs this ideal of yours work up the courage to at least seal it with a kiss)

    The reason I am letting you know this is that I suspect you think whatever you want its just something that you can earn by hanging out/orbiting around her. This is not the case rather it is a near sure fire way to fall the dreaded "friend zone" which is near inescapable. Appreciate the truth enough to question that it may be common fear, not nobility, that is limiting your pace. Be bold, and make this bold move otherwise you might look back on this day as a missed opportunity. I know from experiences in my youth in fucking up similar scenarios thinking I was being nobel only to see her move on to another guy who wasn't as afraid as I was that I sure regreted not acting in a timely manner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatsNorway View Post
    I have only meet her 5-6 times.
    And you can`t really lay on the ground like a piece of meat and expect people to instantly know that you want to be humped.

    Im not a dog, i don`t fuck carpets.
    Mr Norway,

    I wouldn't have sex with her either.

    Why have sex when you have the stock market?

    Dammit, take a look!

    Newel Rubbermaid Inc. One of the largest condom manufacturers worldwide. vvv Symbol NWL:NYSE



    It broke out in early September from 15.25 and breached resistance at a high of 18.26!

    At a long position with 3000 shares, profited $12,000 exit on the first day of October!

    It looks like someone had a good time in September! Some in bed having hot sex, some on the floor! at the NYSE trading floor that is I love it on the floor!

    This is one out of many good long positions, not to mention scalp trading them.

    Mr Norway INTJ,

    Follow the money trail, get out of the devil's mousetrap with this SFP.

    The SFP is on cloud nine. I see her drifting in nonsense from my First Class Seat window on a Lufthansa flight to Paris. The rum tastes better in First Class too. Did I tell you that?

    You are a greedy Wall Street executive, Mr. INTJ. If people want to fuck - you sell condoms. If people want to smoke pot - you lobby congress and bribe California insiders to pass legislation. If people want weird rock music that makes no sense - put starving musicians on the hot seat and make them sell albums.

    Mr executive INTJ, wake up and smell the rum! We INTJs and ENTJs don't play the field, we own the field.

    Take the hoddie off and go buy yourself a spiffy business suit. Get some Italian shoes too.
    got chaos?

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    This thread gives me headaches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    This thread gives me headaches.
    Make sure you get that earache checked out too. Your avatar looks an M80 just blew out his eardrum.

    Are you sure you have a headache, or is it all in your head?

    Damm, I never knew Lufthansa had an open bar!

    And in-flight Wi-Fi, so Ican bust everyone's balls here on Typology Central as I enjoy my evening scotch.

    Especially Mr. INTJ from Norway.

    Did you know I'm Icelandic Mr. INTJ?

    I just came back from Reykjavik for New Years and ohhhhh boyyy - one word you probably know:

    Brennivín

    I can still feel the Brennivín from New Years!

    Getur þú skilur hvað ég er að segja Herra INTJ?
    Herra INTJ frá Noregi áttu að koma til Reykjavíkur og heimsækja. En það er ólöglegt að sofa meira en tvo tíma þarna, svo þú verður að vera vakandi. Enginn sefur í Reykjavík, gistum öll vakandi. En þú líklega ekki alltaf að skilja mig engu að síður. hahahah

    I want to take a bunch of ENTJ women to my vacation apartment in central Reykjavik and introduce them to Brennivín. UNFORTUNATELY, I'm stuck with all of these mousetrap SFPs.

    I know how you feel Mr. INTJ from Norway. I always get stuck with the SFPs.

    Now I'm stuck in my seat with an empty bottle of scotch =[

    Where are the ENTJ women? When will I be able to have an intelligent conversation over politics and sex?
    got chaos?

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    re: ^

    INTJ > ENTJ

    That is all.

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    Hahaha!

    I had a hunch on you being from the region. Or just a Google translator user showing off.

    hvað ég er að segja Herra INTJ?
    What am i saing here INTJ?

    En það er ólöglegt að sofa meira en tvo tíma
    notsure....impossible to sleep more than two hours. in the bath tub? or after a bath its impossible to sleep more than two hours.

    Herra INTJ frá Noregi áttu að koma til Reykjavíkur
    mr INTJ from Norway and come to Reykjavíkur
    ..............................syns atte skal komme til.

    The dialect reminds me of those people who live in øvre årdal, Norway

    explain those weird letters.

    that b for instance.

    Damn viking ancestors. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyTick View Post
    Brennivín
    Brennevin in Norway. Translates to burnwine, burntwine, burningwine.

    You should try heimkok aka hjemmebrent. Translates to homeburnt. blabla.

    Homemade 96%

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatsNorway View Post
    Hahaha!

    I had a hunch on you being from the region. Or just a Google translator user showing off.

    hvað ég er að segja Herra INTJ?
    What am i saing here INTJ?

    En það er ólöglegt að sofa meira en tvo tíma
    notsure....impossible to sleep more than two hours. in the bath tub? or after a bath its impossible to sleep more than two hours.

    Herra INTJ frá Noregi áttu að koma til Reykjavíkur
    mr INTJ from Norway and come to Reykjavíkur
    ..............................syns atte skal komme til.

    The dialect reminds me of those people who live in øvre årdal, Norway

    explain those weird letters.

    that b for instance.

    Damn viking ancestors. :P

    Im on the Facebook stock marked app btw.


    Brennevin in Norway. Translates to burnwine, burntwine, burningwine.

    You should try heimkok aka hjemmebrent. Translates to homeburnt. blabla.

    Homemade 96%
    Ég bý í New Jersey núna, við hliðina á New York. En ég sakna Reykjavíkur.

    Maybe I'll take a vacation back home, now since the króna is 181 per usd. Maybe I'll go back and get another degree at Háskólinn í Reykjavík.

    Really inexpensive to live there now. But I can't let go of my job here. So maybe a two month getaway vacation back home for the summer.

    Sjáðu hvað þú getur fundið í heimabæ -
    Unnur Birna Vilhjalmsdottir



    You live in SFP-Land, Komið til NTJ land!

    På Island, den "hot" kvinner her smeltet all isen! Hahahaha
    got chaos?

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