#5: because no real Ne dom would spend that much time actually thinking of exactly 50 or whatever things. we'd be on to the next subject long before that.

incidentally, this list works well for ENFP too, until point 5.
if you would like to switch to ENFP:

5) get angry at someone who is being unnecessarily and ineffectively cruel. inform them in searing language why they are the scum of the earth. return to attempting to be an ENTP, then get distracted before you finish the list.

in either case,

6) end up confused about your type and whine about it on TypoC.