[INTP] The INTP Appreciation Thread

[MacGuffin]

Today I held a directed, half-hour conversation with a director of corporate research -- an INTP with a well-earned Ph.D. She was, as I've come to expect from the type, calm and curious, impersonal to a fault, bothered only by concerns of gadgetry; overflowing with information but pellucid in argumentation. She was a little inchoate on a matter of mobilization and deployment, but again, it was no surprise. The exchange reminded me why INTPs are such a professional delight.

Plus, since she was INTP, there's a 99.9% chance she's hot too.

 

[htb]

Plus, since she was INTP, there's a 99.9% chance she's hot too.

Attractive in a square-jawed, Southwest way. Fetching smile. But she's of the other persuasion and, anyway, an INTP, so I'll value her for impeccable smarts and leave it at that.

 

[MacGuffin]

Attractive in a square-jawed, Southwest way. Fetching smile. But she's of the other persuasion and, anyway, an INTP, so I'll value her for impeccable smarts and leave it at that.

Good enough for me.










Other MBTIcers might come in here and genuflect before the almighty INTP to spare themselves the wrath of the upcoming war.

 

[PuddleRiver]

^^

 

[The_Liquid_Laser]

Good enough for me.










Other MBTIcers might come in here and genuflect before the almighty INTP to spare themselves the wrath of the upcoming war.

Fighting INTP's is a piece of cake. Sure they plan out brilliant strategies in their head, but when the time comes they forget to do things like "pull the trigger" or "lob the grenade" thinking that someone else will handle that job instead.

 

[Priam]

Fighting INTP's is a piece of cake. Sure they plan out brilliant strategies in their head, but when the time comes they forget to do things like "pull the trigger" or "lob the grenade" thinking that someone else will handle that job instead.

... except for when we don't assume. Muahaha.

 

[MacGuffin]

^^

You're spared.

Fighting INTP's is a piece of cake. Sure they plan out brilliant strategies in their head, but when the time comes they forget to do things like "pull the trigger" or "lob the grenade" thinking that someone else will handle that job instead.

You're not.

... except for when we don't assume. Muahaha.

Where does one hire mercs?

 

[Priam]

Where does one hire mercs?

Mexico.

I'd tell you more, but:

- You're not my archnemesis strung up over a vat of acid.

- You're certainly not my romantic interest.

- The time is not yet right for my megalomaniacal speech to the nation after the Taco Revolution sweeps away your decadent vestiges of so-called bourgeoise "freedom" in favor of the One True God-Emperor.

Damn. I've said too much... now I'll have to kill you. In deference to it being unintended, I'll try to look disappointed when they drag your mutilated corpse into my throneroom.

 

[MacGuffin]

Mexico.

I'd tell you more, but:

- You're not my archnemesis strung up over a vat of acid.

- You're certainly not my romantic interest.

- The time is not yet right for my megalomaniacal speech to the nation after the Taco Revolution sweeps away your decadent vestiges of so-called bourgeoise "freedom" in favor of the One True God-Emperor.

Damn. I've said too much... now I'll have to kill you. In deference to it being unintended, I'll try to look disappointed when they drag your mutilated corpse into my throneroom.

Way to turn on one of your own!

 

[Priam]

Way to turn on one of your own!

There can be ONLY ONE!

 

[Noses]

There can be ONLY ONE!

Anyone in the mood for an Oligarchy?

 

[Priam]

Anyone in the mood for an Oligarchy?

I AM IMMORTAL!

 

[Noses]

I AM IMMORTAL!

:SaiyanSmilie_anim:

 

[Priam]

:SaiyanSmilie_anim:

That's it? That's all you got? Some pansy-ass little Japanese hair-flamer?

My guy was mentored by freekin' SEAN CONNERY! You can't beat that. You just can't.

 

[Noses]

That's it? That's all you got? Some pansy-ass little Japanese hair-flamer?

My guy was mentored by freekin' SEAN CONNERY! You can't beat that. You just can't.

I'm so not funny.

 

[MacGuffin]

LOL, I think Noses is going to win.

 

[Priam]

LOL, I think Noses is going to win.

... then the terrorists will have won.

 

[Noses]

 

[JAVO]

Fighting INTP's is a piece of cake. Sure they plan out brilliant strategies in their head, but when the time comes they forget to do things like "pull the trigger" or "lob the grenade" thinking that someone else will handle that job instead.

Ah yes, I see our deceptive Stereotype Propaganda Plan is working quite well amongst the non-INTP's.

 

[The_Liquid_Laser]

Ah yes, I see our deceptive Stereotype Propaganda Plan is working quite well amongst the non-INTP's.

Yes INTP's are so thorough they wouldn't dare give up such a plan for some silly war.