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    Quote Originally Posted by INTP View Post
    okay, so your laying on bed naked, i come over you gently kissing you on the lips few times. i kiss you on cheek after, then go down kissing your neck each side going bit lower every kiss, kissing you on collarbone going down a bit every kiss. add a little tongue when getting on nipple, sliding my tongue from the side of your tit to bottom and sliding to other tit, kiss a nipple with a little bit more tongue. few kisses on the stomach, bit tickling on the bellybutton with tongue, sliding my tongue down and teasing bit by going just a bit too far down your left leg, then sliding my tongue just a slightly over your clit and going on your right leg, but not that far this time, getting upper again, but this time gentle lick on the asshole and up from there with a moist slow lick deep on your pussy and kiss on the clit. now you can do bit imagining at this point. after a while ill start coming up kissing on stomach, tits and mouth and slowly penetrate in. and voilŠ now you can visualize having sex with an intp

    and btw when doing that deep moist lick inside your pussy i look like this http://www.quotesayings.net/wp-conte...t-einstein.jpg

    sorry but im bit drunk
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    lolwut

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    now THATS creepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by INTP View Post
    okay, so your laying on bed naked, i come over you gently kissing you on the lips few times. i kiss you on cheek after, then go down kissing your neck each side going bit lower every kiss, kissing you on collarbone going down a bit every kiss. add a little tongue when getting on nipple, sliding my tongue from the side of your tit to bottom and sliding to other tit, kiss a nipple with a little bit more tongue. few kisses on the stomach, bit tickling on the bellybutton with tongue, sliding my tongue down and teasing bit by going just a bit too far down your left leg, then sliding my tongue just a slightly over your clit and going on your right leg, but not that far this time, getting upper again, but this time gentle lick on the asshole and up from there with a moist slow lick deep on your pussy and kiss on the clit. now you can do bit imagining at this point. after a while ill start coming up kissing on stomach, tits and mouth and slowly penetrate in. and voilŠ now you can visualize having sex with an intp

    and btw when doing that deep moist lick inside your pussy i look like this http://www.quotesayings.net/wp-conte...t-einstein.jpg

    sorry but im bit drunk
    cool story bro

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    He had me at, "gentle lick on the asshole."





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    I just thought of something....

    Next time I'm at a bar, I'm going to approach a guy and say,

    "Hey, honey, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but, ummm, there's just something about you, well... that makes me want to gently lick on your asshole."



    "My name's S. Sapienne, wanna buy me a drink?"

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    I'm not seeing very much "appreciation" of INTP's in this thread. The irony!
    "Of course we spent our money in the good times. That's what you're supposed to do in good times! You can't save money in the good times. Then they wouldn't be good times, they'd be 'preparation for the bad times' times."

    "Every country in the world owes money. Everyone. So heere's what I dont get: who do they all owe it to, and why don't we just kill the bastard and relax?"

    -Tommy Tiernan, Irish comedian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcda View Post
    I'm not seeing very much "appreciation" of INTP's in this thread. The irony!
    Nice try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salt n' pepper View Post
    Nice try.
    at what?
    "Of course we spent our money in the good times. That's what you're supposed to do in good times! You can't save money in the good times. Then they wouldn't be good times, they'd be 'preparation for the bad times' times."

    "Every country in the world owes money. Everyone. So heere's what I dont get: who do they all owe it to, and why don't we just kill the bastard and relax?"

    -Tommy Tiernan, Irish comedian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajblaise View Post
    Weed?
    Yes please. unfortunately there wasn't a bong and a blitz
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