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    `~~Philosoflying~~` SillySapienne's Avatar
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    (Tries to visualize an INTP having sex)

    *can't*

    (Tries to visualize Einstein getting his dick sucked)

    *can't*

    (Tries to visualize Einstein preforming cunnilingus)

    *can*

    *scratches head*



    That's why!!!

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    'Cause you can't handle me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    ^^^

    So basically all the time? I might be in the minority on that one though.


    But you sound so serene, I can't possibly imagine you wanting to do naughty human things to female bits and beings.

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    Einstein was a complete hound! Had numerous, numerous extramarital affairs and his second wife just looked the other way as long as he kept it out of the public eye. She was just happy to be seen as Einstein's wife.

    And personally, I really can't get enough, and am almost too touchy-feely. The difficulty is getting a girl to like you enough to have sex in the first place.



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    Why do I feel like I suddenly need to take a shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Einstein was a complete hound! Had numerous, numerous extramarital affairs and his second wife just looked the other way as long as he kept it out of the public eye. She was just happy to be seen as Einstein's wife.
    :horor:

    *visualizes very dark and dirty things, pedestrian things, but dark and dirty pedestrian things*

    *scratches mind's eye*

    The horror, the horror!!!

    I wonder how he moaned, no, I bet the perv liked being talked to, but he was a moaner and grunter as well, and I bet he had a thing for large breasts, and spent particular time and attention with/on the nipples, yeah, fo sho!!!

    ew.

    And personally, I really can't get enough, and am almost too touchy-feely. The difficulty is getting a girl to like you enough to have sex in the first place.


    Will you marry me, in a non-sexual, cyber kinda way?

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    "That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."

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    Aw the cute little INTP's want some pats on the head.

    (well, ok, jock is trying to get some pats on the cyber naughty bits)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillySapienne View Post


    But you sound so serene, I can't possibly imagine you wanting to do naughty human things to female bits and beings.

    HAH! Should ask my gf about the text I sent her 30 minutes ago




    Will you marry me, in a non-sexual, cyber kinda way?

    ...But wouldn't that be emotional infidelity?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    HAH! Should ask my gf about the text I sent her 30 minutes ago
    Something like this?

    I've got a boner, lol :P

    Sorry, I just view all INTP males as sexual innocents, caynt help it.

    ...But wouldn't that be emotional infidelity?
    Awww, okay, but I'm still allowed to have a cyber-crushywushy on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    (well, ok, jock is trying to get some pats on the cyber naughty bits)
    It could be because my dad was an INTP, and he had a huge FLACCID wanker that I accidentally saw a few times, and that I slept with an INTP who was HUGE, and all that.

    But, I try to not imagine INTP males as having any genitalia, they do not have penises, this includes Mr. Motie, and the mere thought of their having erect, functional penises, that, y'know, do and want stuff done to them!?!?!?

    :horor:

    So, yeah, they don't, they can't have naughty bits.

    Conversely, I view INTP women as beautiful with potentially beautiful, ahem, bits.

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    "That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."

    Veritatem dies aperit

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    Intelligentle sparkles

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillySapienne View Post
    Something like this?

    I've got a boner, lol :P

    Sorry, I just view all INTP males as sexual innocents, caynt help it.



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