Yes, I get caught in the bystander effect like everybody else.
No, utilitarianism sucks.
No, "orange-faced monkeys" is not appropriate - it is in fact, a racist remark.
No, I won't finance anti-aging research, but feel free to join the extropian movement.
No, there is no way in hell this belongs in the NF section. That's a fairly insulting assumption. This kind of vomit is most certainly yours alone, dear NT's.
Please take responsibility.