Wait... Does the OP mean for us to flirt in real life? I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. I'm going to stick to Internet ladies until I die.
Haha I wish I could flirt on the net even. The closest thing to that was when I was about 14-15 when I wrote semi-depressing poems on a swedish message-board with my msn as signature, talk about being sexually frustrated.
I also do not flirt. I converse regularly. I've few enough more-than-a-few-minutes-long conversations where the other party and I are both really enjoying it (and they aren't my longtime friend. Or male. And are in roughly my age group. Etc) for those alone provide a good starting point.
Probably not too effective a method, really, but that's alright.
Genuinely, I don't see the point. It's a game for halfwits, cowards and fakes, as far as I can discern. Vacuous people. Not being skilled in flirtation is a sign of character, nothing to be ashamed of.
Flirts are boring at best, deceitful at worst, and irritating, mostly.
Originally Posted by Ivy
Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.