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    Default INTP meets ENTJ

    ENTJ: Hey, what's up?
    INTP: Looking for knowledge.
    ENTJ: Looking for it? It's right there!
    INTP: That's just a rock.
    ENTJ: Fuck yeah it is!
    wails from the crypt.

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    when did that happen?
    "Of course we spent our money in the good times. That's what you're supposed to do in good times! You can't save money in the good times. Then they wouldn't be good times, they'd be 'preparation for the bad times' times."

    "Every country in the world owes money. Everyone. So heere's what I dont get: who do they all owe it to, and why don't we just kill the bastard and relax?"

    -Tommy Tiernan, Irish comedian.

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    This story sounds like it's ending with someone getting hit with a rock.
    If a deaf INFP falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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    Dr. Johnson: I refute it thus!

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew_Z View Post
    This story sounds like it's ending with someone getting hit with a rock.
    I wonder who's going to be throwing it.... (intp my guess)

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    Will it be thrown or implanted somewhere unpleasant?
    "Of course we spent our money in the good times. That's what you're supposed to do in good times! You can't save money in the good times. Then they wouldn't be good times, they'd be 'preparation for the bad times' times."

    "Every country in the world owes money. Everyone. So heere's what I dont get: who do they all owe it to, and why don't we just kill the bastard and relax?"

    -Tommy Tiernan, Irish comedian.

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    Intp? Implanted.

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    I read somewhere a satirical pairing of ideal jobs for each type, being:

    INTJ: Mortician
    INTP: Assassin
    ENTJ: Dictator
    ENTP: Terrorist

    At least the INTP could be going for the relatively quick yet painful kill. The other three might not be so merciful with that rock.
    If a deaf INFP falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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