Give a man oral sex and he returns it by giving you strep throat.
Turns out google search results say this is quite common. Fuck me.
Now i cant enjoy giving head unless the dude wears a condom. Who the fuck wants to wear a condom for that activity? Im miserable and I cant even turn to food because I cant swallow, I also cant turn to sex because thats what started it in the first place. Kill me.
"Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood."
It seems to me that most people hate pumpkin season. I invite you to bring all of your unwanted pumpkin flavored things to me.
I like to help.
I like pumpkin season. We eat our pumpkins: pumpkin muffins, cake, bread, and SOUP!
A cry of defiance, and not of fear,
A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door, and a word that shall echo for evermore!
For, borne on the night-wind of the Past, through all our history, to the last,
In the hour of darkness and peril and need, the people will waken and listen to hear
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow