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[MBTI General] If types were foods...

alakazam

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So, I saw this while surfing around the NF forum, and though we could do better.


If types were a food, what foods would you say each type is?



On the NF thread, the starter posted:

ISFP: bubblegum, jelly beans, popcorn at the movies
INFJ: whole wheat bread (no butter), organic peanut butter that needs to be stirred first
INFP: turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing (with too much gravy)
ENFJ: chicken enchilada
ENFP: vanilla yogurt with candy stirred in (like butterfingers or reeses pieces)

Someone else (INFJ) posted

ENTJ: The liver of your, now deceased, worst enemy. Can be raw, cooked, sauteed, or whatever.
INTJ: Similar to the ENTJ, but the heart or brain.
INTP: Cold pizza, esp in front of a computer.
ENTP: See INTP, but after having sex with your best friend's hot sister
INFJ: Asparagus, sauteed.
INFP: Chocolate or butterscotch pudding. Maybe with sprinkles.
ENFP: SoBe! Because its tastey and makes you feel WHOOSH!
ENFJ: A tastey jell-o salad (Jello, whipped cream, and fruit). Must be eaten while with close family or friends.



I'd say:

iNTp: Coconuts: hard to get out of the shell, though good once you do it (or they're rotten)
iNTj: Black licorice: Painfully hard to spell; you either love 'em or you hate 'em.

I'm having troubles coming up with foods for the rest though - perhaps because I'm terribly hungry. I should go eat... and that may give me inspiration!
 

poppy

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iNTj: Black licorice: Painfully hard to spell; you either love 'em or you hate 'em.
:laugh: Perfect

INTP: Those freeze-dried "astronaut" ice cream sandwiches
ENTP: Monkey brains
ENTJ: Kimchi

ISTP: Corn puff cereal and beer
ESTP: Cheeseburger with tons of rich toppings
ISFP: Hawaiian pizza
ESFP: A chiles rellenos combo, with rice, beans, and a side of flan.

ISTJ: Chicken pot pie
ESTJ: Baked potato with cheese, sour cream, and green onions
ISFJ: BLT sammich, crusts cut off
ESFJ: Chef salad

INFP: Cookie dough, snuck from the mixing bowl
ENFP: Cookie dough, eaten off a lover
INFJ: Miso soup
ENFJ: Dehydrated cranberries
 

miss fortune

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I'm going with beverages :)

ESFJ- mimosas, in the country club
ISFJ- a cup of tea at home, perhaps with a close friend
ESTJ- martini (preferably served by the wife, at the door, after work)
ISTJ- straight black coffee and a donut

ESFP- pina colada... and the bartender
ISFP- a bloody mary at 2 pm
ESTP- jager bomb
ISTP- beer, from the can- nobody else had better sip out of it

ENFJ- triple shot mocha with a shot of kaluha
INFJ- decaf with soy milk
ENFP- mai tai... umbrellas and garnishes included
INFP- herbal tea in the corner of a hippie cafe

ENTJ- a manhattan, or the blood of virgins... whatever ;)
INTJ- liquid probably is incompatible with their software
ENTP- a sip of whatever you're drinking, especially if it contains caffeine
INTP- half flat mountain dew from a bottle found under the desk
 

Ezra

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ENTJ- a manhattan, or the blood of virgins... whatever ;)

Haha, love it.

I see an ENTJ as like a steak, rare and bloody as hell.

I see an ISFJ as like chicken breast and penne pasta with pesto.

I see an ESTJ as a deep pan margerita pizza, and an ESTP as a thin base pizza.

Apart from that... I can't think of any others right now.
 

PoprocksAndCoke

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ENFJ: Ice cream.
ENFP: Poprocks.
ENTJ: Homemade macaroni and cheese.
ENTP: Coca Cola.
ESFJ: Hot fudge sundae.
ESFP: Sugar.
ESTP: Pizza. Pepperoni.
ESTJ: Yogurt.
INFJ: Twix.
INFP: Skittles.
INTJ: Spinach.
INTP: Apple juice.
ISFJ: Chicken tenders.
ISFP: Pudding.
ISTJ: Hamburgers.
ISTP: Bread.
 

JustHer

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ENFJ: Ice cream.
ENFP: Poprocks.
ENTJ: Homemade macaroni and cheese.
ENTP: Coca Cola.
ESFJ: Hot fudge sundae.
ESFP: Sugar.
ESTP: Pizza. Pepperoni.
ESTJ: Yogurt.
INFJ: Twix.
INFP: Skittles.
INTJ: Spinach.
INTP: Apple juice.
ISFJ: Chicken tenders.
ISFP: Pudding.
ISTJ: Hamburgers.
ISTP: Bread.

Why in the world is ENTJ = mac and cheese??

and why is ISTP bread?
 

PoprocksAndCoke

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I do my own shopping.:yes:

I was using boring old foods because I'm bored. And some people of some types are phenomenally boring. Not feeling creative today - which is very rare for me.


I need to go bang my head against the wall to wake up. Be right back.
 

PoprocksAndCoke

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Okay, same thing with useless reasons:

ENFJ: Ice cream. Sweet, but can be cold. Can give you brain freeze by talking their heads off.
ENFP: Poprocks. All the ENFPs I've known have explosive energy. They have sugar highs without having sugar.
ENTJ: Homemade macaroni and cheese. Boring and iffy but can be good.
ENTP: Dr. Pepper. I dunno, I just like Dr. Pepper.
ESFJ: Hot fudge sundae. Hot, but cold.
ESFP: Sugar. I'll go with coffee.
ESTP: Pizza. Pepperoni. It's my favorite food.
ESTJ: Yogurt. Gives me a stomachache and annoys the hell outof me, but is still my second favorite food.
INFJ: Twix. Dark and mysterious and COOKIE BITS!
INFP: Skittles. Diverse and adorable.
INTJ: Spinach. Uck.
INTP: Apple juice. Bad experiences.
ISFJ: Chicken tenders. Warm and lovable. Well, not that much.
ISFP: Pudding. Sweet and messy.
ISTJ: Hamburgers. Manly.
ISTP: Bread. Boring. But useful.
 

Invisiblemonkey

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INTP... Black Coffee? Practical applications only for most, but some people like it. Most people can barely understand its appeal. A long shot, but this is partially influenced by the fact that I drink my coffee black. If you really want to make INTPs sound gloomy, then cold black coffee. Depends on the brand though, I've run into some coffee that tasted good enough to drink black, and this was when I still used the average amount of additives.
ISTJ... Probably something that would fall under, "Fresh Fruit." Insert your own fruit that you find, "OK" or "Average" here.
ISFJ... Pie? Bears a resemblance to fruit, but more likable in spite of the fact that you really know that it's not as practical.
 

MiasmaResonance

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INTJ: Moldy bread.
INTP: Moldy bread with cheese.
 

Amethyst

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Okay, same thing with useless reasons:

ENFJ: Ice cream. Sweet, but can be cold. Can give you brain freeze by talking their heads off.
ENFP: Poprocks. All the ENFPs I've known have explosive energy. They have sugar highs without having sugar.
ENTJ: Homemade macaroni and cheese. Boring and iffy but can be good.
ENTP: Dr. Pepper. I dunno, I just like Dr. Pepper.
ESFJ: Hot fudge sundae. Hot, but cold.
ESFP: Sugar. I'll go with coffee.
ESTP: Pizza. Pepperoni. It's my favorite food.
ESTJ: Yogurt. Gives me a stomachache and annoys the hell outof me, but is still my second favorite food.
INFJ: Twix. Dark and mysterious and COOKIE BITS!
INFP: Skittles. Diverse and adorable.
INTJ: Spinach. Uck.
INTP: Apple juice. Bad experiences.
ISFJ: Chicken tenders. Warm and lovable. Well, not that much.
ISFP: Pudding. Sweet and messy.
ISTJ: Hamburgers. Manly.
ISTP: Bread. Boring. But useful.
Yuck to soda :sick:
 

mrcockburn

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ESTJ: Steak, potatos and asparagus dinner.
ESFJ: Meat loaf
ESTP: Pizza with sausage
ESFP: Anything with Kahlua/rum
ENTJ: Ceviche or sturgeon, and pricey gin
ENFJ:
ENFP: Strawberry milk
ENTP: Mothballs
ISTJ: boiled white rice and bland chicken.
 

mrcockburn

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How do you know what mothballs taste like? :shock:

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