Okay, my first thought was that this approach seems too impersonal/cold, like others have said you sound like a cyborg not like a human. I look after kids for a living and if you would analyze the kids I am looking after like this ("human, female, 19 months old,...") I wouldn't want to be around you because your analysis would be factually correct but you would still completely miss the point.
I think what freaks me out about your approach is that a certain sense of wonder and magic is missing. I remember going to a talk by Stephen Fry and he said that the seemingly unnecessary things in life (like poetry, art, dance, music etc.) are actually the things that make a life worth living. In the same way there is also something special about a child, its spirit, its innocence that makes the child worth far more than the sum of its parts, I suppose all the metaphysical things that you can't measure rationally.
Or to use a metaphor: Let's imagine we are building a house. Your analysis is like the naked structure of the house, the concrete, the bricks, the empty walls. It's necessary that someone builds these foundations, someone who has a very rational approach. But no one wants to live in such an empty, unwelcoming building, they want to make it beautiful and decorate it, paint the walls in lovely colours, hang art in the living room, put pictures of their loved ones above the fireplace.
In the same way a person doesn't just want to be seen as a thing to be analysed, because with that you are completely missing the point, their individual beauty and humanity. The same goes for their dreams and hopes, they don't just want them to be analysed coldly because that takes away all hope and wonder. I know there is a time and place to be rational and logical but with this kind of approach you can also completely miss the point. Dreaming and inspiring and encouraging someone instead of looking at the cold facts of their life can birth something great in another human being; hope, a new inspiration, vision, creative expression etc. I think that is one of the gifts of Fe+Ni, it gives the ability to birth hope and inspire in the middle of nothingness and coldness. (That whole explanation reminds me of Obama, I guess he is a major Fe user and he gave people hope again by using it, so now we have to see how his plans translate into reality but he worked as the fuel that got the engine running again by blowing away cynicism.)
So while typical people may not relate to you, some of the atypical people will really enjoy your company.
