[NT] THE NT CLIFF GAME!

[Such Irony]

screw ENTP, marry INTJ, throw ENTJ off the cliff

 

[xisnotx]

screw: entj, marry: entp, throw off cliff: entj

 

[Rebe]

Ok, so

if you're an NT, then of the three other NT types you are not, pick which one:
You would screw,
you would marry,
and you would throw off a cliff.

If you are not an NT, then of the four NT types, pick which one:
You would screw,
you would marry,
you would throw off a cliff,
and wildcard.

Screw ENTP
Marry INTJ
Throw off cliff INTP
Wild card ENTJ

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Screw: ENTJ
Marry: INTP
Cliff: ENTP

Wild: INTJ

 

[Mr. Sherlock Holmes]

You can't use your own type...

Anyway, how about a spinoff game? What would each type say as they fell off the cliff?

ENTJ: Cowards! Coming up from behind!
ENTP: *insane scream*
INTJ: You won't get rid of me that easily...
INTP: *contemplative silence*

 

[A. Zhang]

You can't use your own type...

Anyway, how about a spinoff game? What would each type say as they fell off the cliff?

xNTJ: I deny your reality and replace it with my own. *rolldodge-recovery*

 

[Lucas]

You can't use your own type...

Anyway, how about a spinoff game? What would each type say as they fell off the cliff?

INTP: I wonder what'll happen when I hit the ground?

 

[Mr. Sherlock Holmes]

INTP: I wonder what'll happen when I hit the ground?

Actually, come to think of it, I'd probably be trying to think if it might be possible for me to survive and only break some (or many) bones (this would depend on the height of the cliff and what was at the bottom).

 

[A. Zhang]

Actually, come to think of it, I'd probably be trying to think if it might be possible for me to survive and only break some (or many) bones (this would depend on the height of the cliff and what was at the bottom).

Learn to rolldodge.

 

[Mr. Sherlock Holmes]

Learn to rolldodge.

This is if you've already been pushed. A rolldodge won't do you much good if you're already falling 30m or something.

 

[Antimony]

You can't use your own type...

Anyway, how about a spinoff game? What would each type say as they fell off the cliff?

ENTJ: Cowards! Coming up from behind!
ENTP: *insane scream*
INTJ: You won't get rid of me that easily...
INTP: *contemplative silence*

Who would do the pushing?

ENTJ: MUAHAHAHHAAAA
ENTP: Where is my pet Pterodactyl?! OHHHHH WALLACE!!!!!!
INTJ: *contemplative silence*
INTP: Too bad I didn't throw that ENTJ off earlier.

The NF response:
INFJ: Oh my, how terribly, yet slightly, amusing. (contorted face)
ENFJ: *bawls*
ENFP: OH OH OH I WANNA JOIN, LEMME SAVE YOU WITH MAGICAL RAINBOWS AND LOVEEEEEEEEEEE! *jumps off*
INFP: *dreamy sigh* What is going on?

 

[A. Zhang]

This is if you've already been pushed. A rolldodge won't do you much good if you're already falling 30m or something.

Then what are you going to do when you hit the ground huh?

 

[Mr. Sherlock Holmes]

Then what are you going to do when you hit the ground huh?

Oh, you mean THAT kind of roll. I was thinking you meant roll out of the way.

Well I might roll. But that might not be the most sensible thing. If it was upward pointy rocks, I'd be better off trying to slide down one and use friction to slow myself for example.

 

[LeslieFrancs]

You would screw: INTP.
you would marry: I usually go for NF or SP but if it has to be NT, I guess it would be INTJ.
and you would throw off a cliff: ENTJs, most likely because they're always my rivals.

 

[A. Zhang]

When I have free time, I'm going to go through this entire thread and tally how many people want to throw ENTJs off cliffs vs screw & marry.

 

[A. Zhang]

Ok, so here's the breakdown on ENTJs (after Leslie)

An ENTJ, I would...
Screw: 19
Cliff: 20

and the honor of the only person who explicitly said that they would marry an ENTJ goes to.....


InfiniteIntrigue


So there goes my hope of a happily ever after story....

 

[Mr. Sherlock Holmes]

Sorry about that, A.Zhang.

 

[fill]

Screw ENTJ, marry INTJ, throw INTP off a cliff (just so they stop correcting me).

 

[MoneyTick]

How about steamrolling? Can we steamroll people instead of throwing them off the cliff?

Then once everyone's flat I'll build a factory over them
Muahahah

 

[Thalassa]

How about steamrolling? Can we steamroll people instead of throwing them off the cliff?

Then once everyone's off Ill just build a factory here

Or, you know, we could just tie them to a chair and verbally abuse them instead.