"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray
Screw - ENTP
Marry - INTP
Throw off a cliff - INTJ
What's a wildcard? Sort of a spare part toy-boy to screw, marry and throw off a cliff (in that order) in case these other options don't really work out? Well, in that case, one "lucky" ENTJ has this place reserved.