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    Quote Originally Posted by Misty_Mountain_Rose View Post
    Christmas/Holiday time sucks because ___________________.


    I say Christmas time sucks because I'm forced to socialize with people that don't give a damn about me the other 365 days of the year.

    Also, the Holidays suck because my diet that I've worked so hard on goes out the window. ALL THAT TREADMILL TIME FOR NAUGHT!
    Because... uh... I get all crazy with buying gifts, and come January when I snap out of the "Gift Giving Spirit", I suffer from a horrible "Gift Giving Spirit" hangover.... which segues into the next "because"

    Because... I don't drink much during the year, but over the holidays I might as well have a beer IV hooked up. Come January, I'll probably feel ten years older from the hard living of the holidays.

    Because... Drinking beer is hard work (NOT!!!), but work IS hard work, especially when you've been doing nothing but drinking beer and having fun for 2 weeks. Going back to work when it's all over is like a big SLAP in the face that sends you a loud and clear message that life usually SUCKS compared to the holidays...

    But then again, if something didn't suck, we wouldn't know it when something didn't, now would we. So for all of you who have a sucky holiday, cheers to having something to compare the non sucky times to. For those of you who have a GRAND KICK ASS holiday, here's to the inverse of the aforementioned suckage!

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    you alwasy forget to pick up Milk before the shops shut (or run out of loo roll).

    You put on 3 kgs in 24 hours....

    Christams tree needles in the carpet that take a whole year to get out

    The expectation of fule bills landing in January

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    SPOLIER alert......

    If you are a serious Christian the following post might be offensive...
























    I have a freind who moved to Japan a few years back, she explained that the Japanese don't get Christianity and the various feast days and rituals associated with it. They sometimes do things to show willing and get it wrong, really, really wrong... She said she once walked by

    Santa Clause on a 6 foot high crucifix....

    they just didn't get that the two things are really different.... POOR Santa

    Personally I cried laughing and still smile when it comes to mind.

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    Tinkerbell, you just made my day.
    "Poor bastard. Wait 'till he sees the bats. "
    enneagram - 7/5/3

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    Quote Originally Posted by fill View Post
    Tinkerbell, you just made my day.
    Glad to help... makes me laughing every time I think of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerbell View Post
    SPOLIER alert......

    If you are a serious Christian the following post might be offensive...
    Summary: "Because..." Santa gets crucified!

    I guess I won't be getting a kindle this year after all

    Tinkerbell = thread winner

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    no because it's kind of disrespectful to the whole Crucifiction of Christ.... doh

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerbell View Post
    no because it's kind of disrespectful to the whole Crucifiction of Christ.... doh
    Jesus would say to the Japanese "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do"

    And so should any who take offense

    (BTW, your story passes the offense test. My very Christian mother found the story to be cute over the phone just now... but then again, she went on a slight side rant about Santa as a result )

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    I hate not being able to find the gift I have thoroughly planned on getting someone

    I hate crowds and lines and getting bumped into

    I hate the debate on who sees who's family when and who feels left out

    I hate turkey

    I hate trying to find parking when going to the store

    I hate getting pestered by family about the fact that I don't like to decorate my home for Christmas

    and on top of that I really don't like any of my cousins except for one

    However....

    I like giving and receiving gifts

    I like the food

    I like other people's decorations as long as they aren't garish or tacky

    I like some (mostly older) christmas music (not the modern crap they play in stores)

    I like surprizing people by managing to be thoughtful when no one thought I had it in me
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    glad it doens't offend, sorry your mum ranted about santa....

    Happy Christmas

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