I feel your pain.
The best thing to do, if you have ANY good ideas at all, is to start your own business. Preferably something that you can start off doing via a website, maybe attract people and get some ads clicked on.
There's plenty of unused talent out there right now willing to work cheaper than usual due to the dearth of jobs. In fact, I daresay this economy is a great opportunity for the right kind of entrepreneur.
If I had any good ideas, maybe some start-up funds, and could convince some investors, get someone competent to handle PR and HR, I'd start one myself.