[ENTP] Ask an ENTP!

[Amargith]

K..the NT's have finally gone and discovered emoticons

 

[redcheerio]

K..the NT's have finally gone and discovered emoticons

 

[Tamske]

Hey I hate you! How'd that make you feel?

Bewildered. Why on earth would you spend your energy hating someone you don't know?

 

[INTPness]

3. Every time you start to focus on something for longer than 30 seconds, remind yourself to let your imagination distract you again!!

 

[Red Herring]

Sure! But first I'll need your banking information.

Sign here please -> ______________________

OK class, let's begin.



How To Become An ENTP

1. Find the humor in everything. If this doesn't come naturally to you, just pretend you're 21 again and everything makes you giggle. No wait, 18 14.

[YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc"]Check[/YOUTUBE]

2. Practice linking random thoughts and concepts together. If you're having trouble generating random thoughts, here's a random generator for you: http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/Brainstorm/BrainstormWord.aspx

That's how my siblings and I grew up story telling and how I still generate ideas. Do I get brownie points for that?

3. Every time you start to focus on something for longer than 30 seconds, remind yourself to let your imagination distract you again!!

What? Come again?!

(I did once fail an ENTPness test - i think it was Edge's, because my attention span was too long )

Yes, you may have the prerequisite skill for the 201 class already. But first, there will be a preparedness test....

Bring it on!

Psst, does the test involve inventing a machine that breeds owls, does your taxes and makes you a sandwich or do we only get to do that in Advanced ENTPness - Part 2?

PS - (Lemon poppyseed, please!)

There you go:

 

[Red Herring]

Another ENTP tribute:

 

[A window to the soul]

So, ENTPs, can you guys give me some instructions on How To Become An ENTP In 5 Easy Steps? Five is the most my attention span can handle (is that already a good sign?). There is a bonus muffin involved if you can cut it down to 3 steps!! So where do I have to sign and what do I have to do?

How to Become an ENTP in 4 Easy Steps:

1. Explore
2. Inspire
3. Persevere
4. Invent

Failure is not an option.

I would like a banana muffin, a spoonful of peanut butter, and milk please.

Whats your favorite word?

God's word.

 

[Red Herring]

How to Become an ENTP in 4 Easy Steps:

1. Explore
2. Inspire
3. Persevere
4. Invent

Failure is not an option.

I would like a banana muffin, a spoonful of peanut butter, and milk please.

Sorry, young lady - that's 4 steps, not 3! No muffin for you.

 

[A window to the soul]

Sorry, young lady - that's 4 steps, not 3! No muffin for you.

Let's cut to the chase then.

How to Become an ENTP in 3 Quick & Dirty Steps:

1. Explore
2. Inspire
3. Invent

 

[Red Herring]

Let's cut to the chase then.

How to Become an ENTP in 3 Quick & Dirty Steps:

1. Explore
2. Inspire
3. Invent

 

[lunalum]

Let's just condense that to one step: get inspired by inventions and explore them. Can I has muffins nao?

 

[Red Herring]

Let's just condense that to one step: get inspired by inventions and explore them. Can I has muffins nao?

Thanks. I found you a cupcake to go with your name:

 

[A window to the soul]

http://www.google.de/url?source=img...AUQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHBA9guhDc_BFJCjeoSLD9zM73khg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RvuxwM9-l...Ao8/ZC3sy66vVBQ/s1600/peanut-butter-spoon.jpg
http://www.sugardoodle.net/Good Works/glass-of-milk.jpg

OMGoodness! Thank y♥u Red Herring!!!

 

[funkadelik]

Ok ok, this thread is getting way too smooshy.

We're ENTPs dammit!

 

[You]

 

[Jaq]

Ok ok, this thread is getting way too smooshy.

We're ENTPs dammit!

SMH

So? I'm an ENTP as well AND i agree WITH THIS SMOOSHNESS OH NOT REALLY I ENTIRELY AGREE WITH YOU ON THIS

 

[Anew Leaf]

Dear ENT(p),

Did you enjoy the representation of your brethren in the film series "Lord of the Rings?"

 

[Riva]

^ I can't remember seein ENTPs in LOTR. Which one?

 

[Anew Leaf]

^ I can't remember seein ENTPs in LOTR. Which one?

 

[Resonance]