[ENTP] ENTPs: What were the last crazy ideas you had lately?

[onemoretime]

invent a drug which would make you pass out then immediately awaken with a professional-copy memorandum

 

[Tamske]

I will write a book about an ESTJ character who gets thrown into his own inner world.
After getting used to it, the character basically learns he's an INFP and should act like this. He meets seven of his functions - because of his introspection trip, they succeeded in overpowering his Te function and locked him (Te) up.
Our character gets out of his psyche and tries to incorporate everything he learnt, failing miserably and getting stressed out.
On one of his (now quite regular) introspection trips, he visits the captured Te function and sets him free.
There has to be a last scène of his inner world, featuring Te (in charge of our character again) passing the question "Do I love this girl?" on to the next decision-maker in line, Fi.

 

[bcvcdc]

List your crazy ideas...on your mark, get set, go!

^ i think this is crazy.

 

[Tamske]

Thanks to Blankpages...

Make a website featuring my MBTI comics.

 

[Fluxkom]

Thanks to Blankpages...

Make a website featuring my MBTI comics.

I could bring the infrastructure if you want

 

[Fluxkom]

engage totally strangers you meet on the street in a conversation, just like it is happening in chat rooms, and write a blog about that.

build a portable device or a mobile application to find possible partners for a relationship. You set your own preferences and your profile in the device and so does everyone. If you come near someones profile who matches your preferences it will start beeping. The closer you are the louder the beeps. Maybe with integrated gps compass or something.

Carjousting. A modern variant of jousting where two dragsters that have a lance attached to it start at the opposite ends of a racetrack and joust. For a safer variant use bicylces.

attach breaklights at the front of cars, so that you see at a traffic light or zebra crossing whether or not the approaching car is breaking.

 

[Timeless]

• PC/Mac Consulting for my neighborhood.
• Making a porn site to generate $$$.
• 2 USB Nintendo controllers for my emulators.
• A SOCOM style iPhone app game.
• Implementing videoconferencing for the iPhone. iChat style.
• A semi-remake of a classic 80's film; I'm making the script as I type this. No, I won't tell you the name, and yes I will finish it... later. Haha!!!
• Intercepting and decrypting WWAN/WAN packets out of curiosity.
• A different kind of ENTP YouTube Movie.
• Volunteering at NASA Ames Research center.
• Visiting Russia.
• Cool marketing ads for my clothing line.
• Photography idea for personal use; something with a highway/beach. I might post it here sometime.



That was all in the past week.

God I'm weird.

God I love it.

 

[tedboles]

a space opera, in novel form, with lots of really funny characters who, in their hilarity, end up teaching my readers a lot of the shit ive learned about life.

a concept album spanning every genre of music that is basically a soundtrack for said novel.

you play this music and it goes with the book as you read and it SOMEHOW interacts with your brain, knowing where your at in the book. so if you read slow, it goes slower. speed readers will be listening to the chipmunks.



ive also kinda always wanted to start a web comic. i cant draw, but i am constantly coming up with lots of jokes for it.

 

[Tamske]

That would be awesome, Tedboles!

As the "ENTP advice thread" didn't turn into an "ask an ENTP" thread like I wanted, I'm just going to start one...

 

[ez78705]

List your crazy ideas...on your mark, get set, go!

Split water into Hydrogen and Oxygen to solve sea level rise problem.

 

[Antimony]

1. Combine hydrogen and oxygen for water!
2. Not as recently, but design a transportation system based solely off of magnetism
3. Become a tort lawyer/other type of lawyer
4. Taking black holes and putting them to good use through throwing in matter and creating one smooth, homogenous form of energy which can be used for...something
5. Taking various light sensors from other animals/creating artificial ones so that humans can see all the lights/colors (i.e. in nebulas), and probably ghosts/other energies (yes, ghosts exist)
6. Designing my own tattoo ink which is is semi-permanent for a certain amount of time (three months, six months, a year, etc, as long as a person would want). This is for indecisive people who don't want something permanent/don't want to be old and dislike the tattoos. Problem is the method of application and not letting the colors run together. It would probably have a base of PVC plastic so that the colors are exceptionally bright.
7. Learning German, French, Italian, Welsh, Spanish, and potentially Russian and going to work for the CIA as a code breaker/translator

There are probably more, but I can't think of any more. Too many.

Add: also starting my own business based on some ingenious idea I have, or with some incredibly bright INTJ who is too lazy to start their own. Or an ENTP, who will help me with all my novel ideas and turning them into something useful.

Herd of ENTP's for novel ideas, 5% of which may work, an ISTJ to help keep organization, an INTJ/INTP to do all the math and an ENFP to keep us entertained.

And owning my own bank.

 

[simulatedworld]

1) Try to convince Fi people to be reasonable.

 

[Kenneth Almighty]

I was watching a kids show where the kids were supposed to guess what object matches with which. One of the 'mistakes' was a tree riding a horse.

I suddenly had this vision of an army of tree people charging across a battlefield... of meat. Replace grass with muscle tissue! Trees with rib cages! Lava veins replaced with REAL veins (blood volcanoes)!

It'd be a living organism planet which a brain and a heart at the center of it, with layers of muscle tissue growing all around. On top, there'd be living tree people and flowers.

Yeah.

 

[fill]

1) Try to convince Fi people to be reasonable.

ugh. yes.

-Parking meter insurance.™

 

[Biaxident]

ugh. yes.

-Parking meter insurance.™

Explain how that would work. I have visions of people deliberately smashing parking meters to collect insurance.

 

[fill]

Explain how that would work. I have visions of people deliberately smashing parking meters to collect insurance.

People pay a monthly fee for compensation in case of a parking ticket. I'd probably set up plans, so the more money you pay us, the more parking ticket's we'll compensate in a month. Either that or give subscribers an 'allowance' they can use for parking tickets. Restrictions would have to apply definitely.

Maybe I should say 'parking ticket insurance' to clarify

 

[Biaxident]

People pay a monthly fee for compensation in case of a parking ticket. I'd probably set up plans, so the more money you pay us, the more parking ticket's we'll compensate in a month. Either that or give subscribers an 'allowance' they can use for parking tickets. Restrictions would have to apply definitely.

Maybe I should say 'parking ticket insurance' to clarify

Hmmm...interesting. Although, I'm not sure how you would increase revenue once you have all the repeat offenders covered.

And yeah, "parking ticket insurance" is much more descriptive.

 

[teslashock]

1) Try to convince Fi people to be reasonable.

That would probably require an F-ectomy and a T transplant. Usually these kinds of procedures are too expensive for the typical middle-class worker though. Oh well.

 

[Shimmy]

I'm thinking of programming a chess program in Java. It will be a very long term project since I only know the basics of Java and chess is a very difficult game. I want to start of by creating a checkers program first, to learn more about Java.

 

[redsox44344]

I've really always wanted to get a superpower like causing things to spontaneously combust.