entp: "you're looking splendit today! Like you are going out tonight... Wanna go to the opera with me? Or do you wanne come straight home with me?" (boss raises an eyebrow )
Trying to outsmart him and feel bigger then I really do, I say: 'I prefer the opera. I like good foreplay first' (boss raises an eyebrow again)
Then I immediatly fled the room.. So, was that cute or hopeless?