Lol I thought you were making a segue into healthcare reform discussion. Here: I met a nice guy at a party I went to last week with whom i had a lot in common and then we started kissing outside. My friend came out to look for me and then a few seconds later I heard another friend drunkenly announcing this to the whole neighborhood. We all have our little em-bare-assing moments- luckily they're laughable.
I ran into someone that I'm sort-of friends with and was chatting with him, and he said "I'm leaving [for college] in a week". And I just sort of spaced out and didn't catch what he said, then realized that oh no, I need to respond to that, since I may never see this friend of mine again.
"Sweet. Um...I gotta drop off some mail. Take care," was the best I could come up with
"There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"