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    Quote Originally Posted by entropie View Post
    A lot to learn young Padawaan ! A lot to learn..
    Data tells me that the only kind of scotch that can help a headache is scotch tape on your forehead, which is even harder to believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    Hahha that it would. Then I would drink the coffee, become lonely, and cry on the persons shoulder. I would then fall in love with them for their caring and understanding

    Oh dear. Not more assistance. Then again, I don't need even MORE strange looks than I already get.
    I thought you would have spilled the coffee, and then cried dramatically, NOOOOOOO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    I thought you would have spilled the coffee, and then cried dramatically, NOOOOOOO!
    No way. Well, someone might have knocked it over, in which case it would not be so much a tragic story as a story of REVENGE REVENGE REVENGEEEEEE!!!!!

    (then crying dramatically and cursing the world with a single dramatic 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!'



    [Add]: I just realized after typing this you typed the NOOO thing too hahahahahaha
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    No way. Well, someone might have knocked it over, in which case it would not be so much a tragic story as a story of REVENGE REVENGE REVENGEEEEEE!!!!!

    (then crying dramatically and cursing the world with a single dramatic 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!'



    [Add]: I just realized after typing this you typed the NOOO thing too hahahahahaha
    hey, ENTPs are naturally unaware of their surroundings, which might eventually include the coffee, so you'll inevitably knock it over (as soon as some crazy dude outside looses it and distracts your attention), and then turn around and blame it on the other dude, and then FALCON PUNCH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    hey, ENTPs are naturally unaware of their surroundings, which might eventually include the coffee, so you'll inevitably knock it over (as soon as some crazy dude outside looses it and distracts your attention), and then turn around and blame it on the other dude, and then FALCON PUNCH!



    It all works out so perfectly! Muahhahahahhaha!

    But...how could I ever forget about THE COFFEE?!?!!?!?!

    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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    LOL, I'm going to become extremely cautious when asking someone out for coffee from now on, unless they are SJs. If someone left an amusing item of somekind lying around (ie. police taser), I wouldn't be surprised if you just left the coffee where it stands. I do it all the time and just think that I probably drank it, then come back a day or so later and realize what actually happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    LOL, I'm going to become extremely cautious when asking someone out for coffee from now on, unless they are SJs. If someone left an amusing item of somekind lying around (ie. police taser), I wouldn't be surprised if you just left the coffee where it stands. I do it all the time and just think that I probably drank it, then come back a day or so later and realize what actually happened
    Haha

    [Note to self: don't go out for coffee with K-O-D ]

    I don't think any SJ's I know are fun enough for a date though. Especially a coffee date. They have to be good at talking, and original, and all the ones I know are not very...errr pleasant to put it nicely hahaha

    And just a police taser? I am sure we could find something more interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    Haha

    [Note to self: don't go out for coffee with K-O-D ]

    I don't think any SJ's I know are fun enough for a date though. Especially a coffee date. They have to be good at talking, and original, and all the ones I know are not very...errr pleasant to put it nicely hahaha

    And just a police taser? I am sure we could find something more interesting.
    What could be more interesting than firing a police taser gun at an unwary customer from under the table and just observing!?!
    hmmm... so it's either pleasant , or deadly/incriminating . Are you sure that coffee is a good idea??

    Actually, that's what INXJs are for, the INTJs will stop you from killing for fun using powerful argumentative skills, the INFJs will distract you with the things that they prepared for entertainment value and possible debate skillz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    What could be more interesting than firing a police taser gun at an unwary customer from under the table and just observing!?!
    hmmm... so it's either pleasant , or deadly/incriminating . Are you sure that coffee is a good idea??

    Actually, that's what INXJs are for, the INTJs will stop you from killing for fun using powerful argumentative skills, the INFJs will distract you with the things that they prepared for entertainment value and possible debate skillz.
    A garden gnome resembling Putin of course, pointing it at some unsuspecting customer!



    Of course coffee is a good idea!
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    lol, artistically, you have talent knot, you should have looked for an overshot of the coffee bar in cheers! Go forth my evil little Putin gnomes!

    The problem with the taser is that it has those wires that lead directly back to you, I guess you could get an accomplice and have them hand the gun to an old lady and run off while you watch the chaos from the edge of your seat...
    Coffee has been done heaps before though really, it's not original anymore... though it is effective and you're probably going to drink it anyway
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