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    Junior Member Novascientia's Avatar
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    bwahaha. bwahahahaha. BWAHAHAHAH.

    muahaha? Muahahaha!

    Those chemicals, you see them, yes...they explode quite well.

    On a more serious (or at least less insane) note, you should look at "The 48 Laws of Power"
    Just search it. Some good tips there... Voldemort's downfall was Law #36.

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    Priestess Of Syrinx Katsuni's Avatar
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    Zomg so awesomes XD Evil overlords 4tw!





    WANTED: Minions

    Job Number: 665

    Title: Minion

    Terms of Employment: Permanent, Full Time, Days, Evenings, Weekends, overtime applicable.

    Salary: Minimum wage, though strong death benefits are offered.

    Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible

    Location: The Fortress of Despair

    Education: Basic ability to count to 10 is preferred, but not enough to risk plotting against the grand high sorceress.

    Credentials (certificates, licences, memberships, courses, etc.): Not required

    Experience: Not neccesary, training won't be provided but it won't be needed anyway.

    Languages: Speak English, Dwarvish, and morse code for when the heroes try to use that to communicate within their cells.

    Type of Equipment: Body armour (with narrow vision mask), melee weapons, drawbridge manual controls, organic rights infringement tools if applying for specialist torturer position

    Work Setting: Dungeon, guard duty, cannon fodder, bait

    Weight Handling: Up to 57 kg (125 lbs)

    Security and Safety: None

    Transportation/Travel Information: Horseback, on foot, self provided

    Essential Skills: Pillaging, plundering, shouting in an angry voice, melee combat, following orders blindly no matter how bad of an idea it may sound

    Other Information: Full time permanent employees are eligible for health plan after 3 months employment, assuming they live that long.

    Employer: Katsuni, grand high sorceress

    How to Apply: Sacrifice a goat at the local temple, carve yeur initials, and age onto the carcase, then set on fire.

    Please apply for this job only in the manner specified by the employer. Failure to do so may result in yeur untimely execution.

    Business Profile: Evil Overlord with aspirations of world domination

    Advertised until: The hero gets here

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    Dear friend.

    I was wondering the other day about the lack of good schemes, plots and selfish pursuits I had experienced lately.

    Really, when you think of it, feeling good, being good to your environment and all that, is just one aspect of keeping your image.

    The environmentalist, the poor (you know) just keep up to the image because they can't afford to spend on extravagant things like me.

    I haven't driven nearly enough in my golden BMW lately. The proletarian are thinking I'm getting soft.

    Be seeing you on the next ride around the town.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    lol this reminds me of the 80's cartoon Teddy Ruxpin where they had that organization M.A.V.O (monsters and villians organization) and you had to do a lot of bad deeds to g-
    et in and punish anyone you saw doing a good deed...poor Tweeg had to struggle to g-
    et in because he was a villian but he was too halfwitted and incompetent to actually be
    considered evil

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    Priestess Of Syrinx Katsuni's Avatar
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    Could be worse sunset, it could be captain planet, where apparantly the only way to be a villian is if yeu just like being EVIL for NO REASON. I mean they'd waste monies, or throw out perfectly good ideas, or whotever... the only reason to pollute for most of them were BECAUSE THEY COULD >.>

    Even the stereotypical "zomg I wants to rule the world" villians are better than that >.<

    That being said, I hereby pledge not to turn into a captain planet villan.

    I also pledge to the following:

    - When I attempt to conquor the world, I shall ensure that I capture a single country first, to use as my base of operations

    - This country I shall overthrow from the harsh regime of a cruel dictator, one who shall make anything I do look like I'm wonderful in comparison

    - With the people of my newly conquored country behind me, singing my praises, I shall look good when I decide to expand my boarders by conquoring other nearby crappy countries, also controlled by tinpot dictators. They obviously don't know how to be dictatorial at all.

    - Once I've amassed a rather sizeable population, and landmass to work with, I shall institute significant upgrades to the infrastructure of the country, emphasizing education

    - Now that my hencemen and minions are well trained, they shall become far more difficult to trick and overcome. Too many evil overlords don't take pride in their workforce

    - Any high ranking position in my force shall be met with intensive interrogations of everyone the individual knows, akin to getting a high security clearance in the states; far too often overlords accept untrustworthy help... and keep in mind that anyone applying for these positions, which pay well, will not be able to afford to bribe everyone they ever knew until after they've landed the job.

    - Enhancement of current technology shall be the forerunner of my country's desires, the entire system shall be dedicated to philosophy, psychology, technology, and other excessively complex tasks. My subjects shall be given free education from their taxes, with a culture designed to heavily emphasize learning.

    - Once my subjects are beyond being on par with the rest of the world, I shall tout how my country, once the weakest in the known world, is now a global superpower, and that the leading nations now fear us with their irrational behaviour. Due to this, we shall develop nuclear weapons technology in defense.

    - Unlike the other countries though, we shall also create a massive arcopolis, the first in the world, to house the entire nation. Every smaller villiage and location shall be uprooted and moved into the massive structure

    - The arcopolis shall also be heavily armoured and sheilded from the outside, and built into the side of a mountain to provide additional protection. By the time it's fully realized, it should be near impervious to nuclear attack due to a variety of energy redistribution concepts, learned over hundreds of years of modern combat.

    - Obviously, then we must instigate a moral superiourity in my subjects, work them into a religous fervor, one of pure hatred of the rest of the world for being so narrow minded. With this belief system in place, and the belief that my subjects are the true heirs of the world, we can then begin global cleansing.

    - Annexing further 3rd world countries, conquoring them with this method of 'peace' and superiourity, and drawing them into my ranks, it shall truly look to onlookers that I have saved these people. And it shall be true.

    - Once the majority of the third world countries are absorbed into my mighty empire, however, we shall offer peace to the superpowers of the world. When they refuse to join us, it shall be spun to be that they are evil, chastise intelligence, and are little more than cruel sweatshops with their low levels of technology and workforce being largely at minimum wage.

    - Nuclear war's obviously the next step, to purge several major cities from each superpower, whereas their weapons do little to even so much as annoy my armoured arcopolis.

    - With several major cities destroied, and no harm come to my own people in retribution, the first world nations shall crumble before me.

    - With the power invested within myself, however, I shall name myself the first grand high priestess of this new order. We shall take to intellectual persuits with religous fervor and learn and understand, for understanding the universe IS our god.

    - As this's a position not of military strength (well it is but people won't see it that way), but of moral superiourity, the remaining nations of the world shall gain converts to my new religion, until their populations grow in number, to the point that they make the majority of their respective countries.

    - Once the number of majority is held, and their numbers control the places they live within, I shall then offer peace to them, allowing them to vote their country to join as an extension of my empire.

    - With the entire world under my control, the only thing needed then, is to ensure that my conciousness is instilled fully into my throne, with multiple backups, so that I shall become virtually immortal, for I can trust no other to maintain my empire, and look after my people.

    - I shall, without exception, insist on being followed due to people's love of me, rather than of their hatred. A dictator who is given power freely, is the one who has true command of that power. (or dictatrix, but that just sounds silly)

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    You should aspire to a polarizing presence.
    Your allies emboldened, your detractors shaken.

    Take steps to developing your presence.

    Appear alien, yet confident.
    wails from the crypt.

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    I should begin by stating that I have not studied this subject before, yet I have a few comments on the previous posts:

    Quote Originally Posted by Snoopy22 View Post
    I would like to comment on the inability to find good minions, and in a down economy.
    Economic depression is the best time to recruit.

    Quote Originally Posted by poppy View Post
    You should appear commanding, but at the same time project the image of a forgiving, generous benefactor.
    This may be an effective approach in the beginning, but keep in mind that this may, over time, come to be perceived by your minions as a sign of weakness and as such a window for mutiny or defection.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni View Post
    - When I attempt to conquor the world, I shall ensure that I capture a single country first, to use as my base of operations

    - This country I shall overthrow from the harsh regime of a cruel dictator, one who shall make anything I do look like I'm wonderful in comparison
    Turkmenistan
    Neutrality Arch

    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni View Post
    - Any high ranking position in my force shall be met with intensive interrogations of everyone the individual knows, akin to getting a high security clearance in the states; far too often overlords accept untrustworthy help... and keep in mind that anyone applying for these positions, which pay well, will not be able to afford to bribe everyone they ever knew until after they've landed the job.
    Mmm, birbes. To be or not to be?
    Some autocratic systems are of course based on bribes, but I would prefer a system without a free currency as a step to eliminate the easily underestimated problem of bribing which leads to corruption which leads to mutiny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni View Post
    - The arcopolis shall also be heavily armoured and sheilded from the outside, and built into the side of a mountain to provide additional protection. By the time it's fully realized, it should be near impervious to nuclear attack due to a variety of energy redistribution concepts, learned over hundreds of years of modern combat.
    Don't overlook Bio and Chem.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni View Post
    - Obviously, then we must instigate a moral superiourity in my subjects, work them into a religous fervor, one of pure hatred of the rest of the world for being so narrow minded. With this belief system in place, and the belief that my subjects are the true heirs of the world, we can then begin global cleansing.
    Rigged MBTI test?

    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni View Post
    - With the entire world under my control, the only thing needed then, is to ensure that my conciousness is instilled fully into my throne, with multiple backups, so that I shall become virtually immortal, for I can trust no other to maintain my empire, and look after my people.
    That's a given, however I am concerned that your use of the word Immortal is only used figuratively. How about true immortality?

    Quote Originally Posted by murkrow View Post
    You should aspire to a polarizing presence.
    Your allies emboldened, your detractors shaken.
    Hmm, a polarized situation can be a dangerous thing as it will unite enimies.

    We have elaborated on the subject of the lowest ranking minions. That might be the most satisfying part to think about but you also need higher ranking officers. That seems to be a more difficult question. A basic model that comes to mind concerning the utilization of these two groups is

    Levatating confidence of the stupid ones
    Lowering confidence of the smart ones

    Levitating the confidence of the stupid will make them eager to (with your guidance) use their resources to dominate other individuals (chosen by you).
    Lowering the confidence of the stupid ones will cause them to abandon their moral standards allowing you to use their gifts as you please.

    What are you thoughts?

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    I tried to talk over a small nation by recruiting a nameless ninja group from the southern Sweden. Footage of the attempted coup follows.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Created/in the process of creating a new character, mad scientist girl.


    Her favorite quote right now is: "There comes a day in every girl's life, when she has to learn that firing orbital death rays at civilian populations is considered to be un-neighbourly. Fortunately, I haven't gotten around to learning this yet and it came with a really neat remote control with shiny BUTTONS!"





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    I had an old blog based around this idea, it didn't get very far. Enjoy.

    Kenneth Bruskiewicz, Evil Dictator.

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