Howdy! I'm here today to challenge my fellow forum go-ers to that time-honored and much venerated battle of wits: the rap battle.
That's right ladies and gentlemen: right here in this thread we will determine whos got the maddest of flow and strongest of pimp hand.
And with no further ado I introduce the rules of this tournament*
*Update: Thread now just open freestyle. Flip to the end, jump in.
As with anything, the more people who play and the more people get into this the more fun it will be. Ill entertain some questions or tweaks on the guidelines provided, but not to the point of distraction.
I got nothin else so floors open.
Edit: Thought I'd throw this in here as an example. From the "Why are the NFs so Jealous of NTs thread?"
Track: Rapper's Delight
Check it out
I'm hip to wit
An NF's pimp
Their women fight, for my insight
You see I'm a grandmaster
Of global thought
And most of my knowledge
Is primarily self-taught
But first, I gotta, bang bang
The boogie to the boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the bang bang boogie, let's drop, those emo props
Because you know my rational thoughts they just won't stop
Well, so, far, they've heard my rhyme
And now they'll hear my song
Because their argument is faulty
Their premise is skewed
And their theory is all wrong