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    `~~Philosoflying~~` SillySapienne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew_Z View Post
    I always liked the "It's the J's job to seduce the P" theory.
    Oh, I've never heard of it, sign me up, though!

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    It's quite easy.

    Step 1- Find an ENFP that is attractive and somewhat intelligent. Introduce this person to the INTJ.
    Step 2- Have ENFP act totally normal, which is being flirty, thus leading on the INTJ.
    Step 3- INTJ finally confesses feelings and the ENFP doesn't reciprocate, or the ENFP gets a girlfriend/boyfriend or just stops talking to INTJ for no reason, INTJ becomes a nutcase and wants to destroy the world.
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackCat View Post
    It's quite easy.

    Step 1- Find an ENFP that is attractive and somewhat intelligent. Introduce this person to the INTJ.
    Step 2- Have ENFP act totally normal, which is being flirty, thus leading on the INTJ.
    Step 3- INTJ finally confesses feelings and the ENFP doesn't reciprocate, or the ENFP gets a girlfriend/boyfriend or just stops talking to INTJ for no reason, INTJ becomes a nutcase and wants to destroy the world.
    Awwww, am I the only one who finds this tragically romantic?!?!



    I want an INTJ to want to destroy the world because of me!!!! *bats lashes*

    No, no, I want an INTJ who already wants to destroy the world, and then I want to sink my Fi tentacles into his heart and have him turn into a wubbiebunny who gives money to the homeless, adopts unwanted pets, helps the elderly, and gives me bubble baths every Sunday night!



    Oh, oh, that would be nice!

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    Well sure. And the easy part is finding that job as a stripper at the bar the INTJ frequents getting drunk and picking up hookers. Yer actual world-destroying INTJ tends not to be leading a stable, stay-at-home life. So, can you dance in high heels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SillySapienne View Post

    No, no, I want an INTJ who already wants to destroy the world, and then I want to sink my Fi tentacles into his heart and have him turn into a wubbiebunny who gives money to the homeless, adopts unwanted pets, helps the elderly, and gives me bubble baths every Sunday night!
    I totally had visions of said INTJ skipping down the street, briefcase in hand, surrounded by singing bluebirds.

    Lol.
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    All I care about is being loved. She can take over the world all she wants; I'll just be ready to rub the knots out after she's done flogging her minions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SillySapienne View Post
    Awwww, am I the only one who find this tragically romantic?!?!
    Probably not, as there have been many stories written of an INTJ villain with a damaged Fi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by runvardh View Post
    All I care about is being loved. She can take over the world all she wants; I'll just be ready to rub the knots out after she's done flogging her minions.
    That's kinda evil of you kitty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalach View Post
    So, can you dance in high heels?
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    Will an experienced INTJ, (hahahaa, does such a thing exist? :P), answer the question though, preeze.

    How does one seduce you?

    Are you guys even (sexually) seducable? (Yeah, I'm not talking about power, here. )
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