doesn't work. problem is, we won't ask if you want a drink. We won't chat, unless we feel you're worthwhile, which we won't, and from the way that you talk about this, you clearly wouldn't be.
Lol .. Are you old enough to buy me a drink in a bar?
Oh darling .. from that attitude, you'd prolly get the drink throw over you.
“I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
― Georgia O'Keeffe