What are your turns on and turn offs? Do you have any non-negotiables?
Extreme broodiness. Public sluttyness ( Though in the bedroom private sluttyness with me is a-ok and even encouraged).
Low sex drive.
How do you flirt? Is your testing/teasing thing you do flirting or just for your own fun and games?
Dirty/dark humor but not overboard where its just weird. Asking interesting questions. Eye contact and smirking.
What do you think of INFPs?? Would you date one? Do we have any particularly attractive qualities to you?
INFP, INFJ, and ISFJ are my 'favorite' types romantically. Also, its the types I've had the most chemistry with (thought I doubt that's wholly type related). I have dated one and would do so again if the circumstance happens but I don't accept or reject dating based on typology.
What are your views on sex?
Extremely important and must be frequent.
How can someone impress you?
By doing cartwheels while riding on a unicycle.
What do you need in a relationship?
Electric chemistry and stability.
Do you prefer monogamy?
Yes because I'm possessive. If I didn't have a possessive instinct I'd be all for polygamy and probably prefer it. Also, I think poly relationships offer their own styles of happiness but I can't rationally see how its good for raising children (if bringing up children is a goal down the road).
Do you find it difficult to date/open up to someone?
Do you lose interest easily? How can someone keep you interested?
I lose interest but at a gradual rate. Typically it's not the other person's fault. It's mine and probably some deep seeded abandonment issues I have.
So it's a combination of both constantly revitalizing the relationship so it stays fresh and desirable. She can also offer great massages.