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    I was going through some of the INTJ forum nonsense when I found something that amused me to no end. Maybe I'm just sleep deprived and giddy.

    An INTJ might like you if
    i.Theyre ignoring you on purpose.
    ii.Theyre noticing your existence.
    iii.Theyre being particularly nice towards you.
    iv.Theyre being particularly mean towards you.
    v.They criticize you a little too much.
    vi.They interrupt their reading/writing/drawing studying to talk to you.
    vii.They ask to do the Myers-Briggs test on you.
    viii.They tell you youre probably an INTJ (a compliment of the highest order)
    ix.You feel that theyre annoyed by you.
    x.They tell you how you can improve aspects of your life.
    xi.They answer the phone.
    xii.They add your name to the list of those who will be spared when they rise to power.
    xiii.They dont fall asleep while youre talking.
    xiv.They take the effort to talk to you at all.
    xv.They listen carefully to you without interruption or disagreeing and in the end they smile at you.
    xvi.They stalk you.
    xvii.They smile.
    xviii.They pay a compliment of any kind.
    xix.DONT BOTHER LOOKING! You wont be able to tell.
    xx.They tell you about times they came up with a great plan and it worked. Be sure to pick up on this, because by complimenting them, youll have them in the palm of your hands.
    xxi.They tell you about a time they actually felt something.
    xxii.Theyll wonder why you were late for something.
    xxiii.They ignore you, think about you often, stalk you and wonder if you notice, and are scared.
    xxiv.They tell you.
    xxv.They try to act like a human around you.
    xxvi.You suspect that they like you.
    xxvii.You think that they are giving you rude glares whenever they look at you.
    xxviii.They put this list somewhere they hope you will find it so they dont tell you the truth in front of your friends that youre always around.
    xxix.They stare at you when you talk to them or whenever they have the chance. (Theyre not giving you dirty looks or a death glare)
    xxx.They seem to ignore you, but in actuality theyre listening to everything youre saying with heightened interest.
    xxxi.They are quiet around you.
    xxxii.They analyze everything they say before they say it, and when they do manage to initiate a conversation, an awkward mess of words spills out.
    xxxiii.THEY NEVER EVER CALL YOU OUT OF FEAR.
    xxxiv.They ridicule you in a sarcastic manner, but give your compliments for your ideas and genius a few minutes later.
    xxxv.They tell their friends how much of a prick, egomaniac, and self-centered fool you are when theyre oddly attracted to those qualities.
    xxxvi.They cant look at you while actually speaking to you despite the staring.
    xxxvii.They tell you under their breath that they like you then look away and explain that they hope you arent offended but that theyve decided you should date one of their needy or interesting friends. Theyll probably tell you they will start resolving their feelings within 24 hours and not to worry about them any more. (They will likely start to sync your calendar with that of their needy/interesting friend)
    xxxviii.You can make them smile or laugh.
    xxxix.They recognize your existence.
    xl.They ask you an innocent, often technical question just to talk to you.
    xli.They dissect all the fools and idiots surrounding you.
    xlii.They remember your name, even if theyve known you for less than a year and you have spoken less than five times.
    xliii.They try to demonstrate their mental abilities.
    xliv.They repeatedly point out hypocritical actions and other inconsistencies in a subjects behavior (for self-improvement, though its often taken as a critique).
    xlv.They give you more than a two word response, and it wasnt to a school problem.
    xlvi.They come alive when around you, but keep the conversation completely impersonal.
    xlvii.They seek you out even when you dont know them that well at first, and responds with carefully dedicated persistence to foster the likelihood of continued interactions, whether online or in person.
    xlviii.You can make them act in a manner uncharacteristic of an INTJ.
    xlix.They seem unsure of what to do around you.
    l.They argue with you, let you (think you) won, and continue to talk with you afterwards in a friendly manner.
    li....They bother explaining anything at all.
    lii.They start cutting back on the more painful sarcasm.
    liii.They try (key word is try) to be funny without sarcasm.
    liv.They display weird behavior, then observe your response.
    lv.They take more than 20 seconds to respond to an IM.
    lvi.They watch you when you arent looking like a fascinating science experiment or a puzzle.

    Worst of all they laugh at this list because its true.

    (Info found on INTJ forums)

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    Thats a double oxymoron really, ((INTJ humor) being about INTJs) (love it !)
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    What's that? It exists?


    Cute list by the way
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    Of course it exists. Most just don't perceive it- but INTJ's are often better at finding the humor within their own personality than if other personality types attempted to do so for the INTJ's. Hence the list.

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    I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avolkiteshvara View Post
    I don't get it.
    ...surprise.

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    That's awesome.
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

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    I am trying to spell his nick rite since he joined

    avol kite shvara

    the second v somehow doesnt belong
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    great list. is it true though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by digesthisickness View Post
    great list. is it true though?
    For me, most of them. It was compiled by various INTJ's, so I'm assuming that for them, in their own perception, it is true.

    It's also a very disheartening list. People apparently don't like being stalked out of interest. D:

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