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    Quote Originally Posted by Samvega View Post

    The only subjects I won't touch are rape, peoples kids or any combination of kids/sex.
    So why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face.
    Ils se d�merdent, les mecs: trop bon, trop con..................................MY BLOG!

    "When it all comes down to dust
    I will kill you if I must
    I will help you if I can" - Leonard Cohen

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    Quote Originally Posted by substitute View Post
    So why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face.
    I bet it'll be giggling from the tickled feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substitute View Post
    So why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face.




    Q: What is the difference between your mother and a baby?


    A: Your mother likes to cuddle with me after sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    Q: What is the difference between you mother and a baby?
    Your mom can still be milked, while the other does the milking....

    OR...

    A: You mother likes to cuddle with me after sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post

    Sorry, sensotard moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    what's the difference between ESTP humor and ENTP humor? (sorry for deviating from the subject)
    Is this an actual question or a set up for a punchline?

    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    A: Your mother likes to cuddle with me after sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substitute View Post
    So why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face.
    Props.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substitute View Post
    So why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face.

    :yim_rolling_on_the_

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    Q: What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
    A: The Holocaust

    Q: What do you call a black man in a convenience store?
    A: A customer

    Little Timmy walks up to his mother and asks her, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" The mother responds, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead".

    Q: How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
    A: When Michael Jackson is tired

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamathousandapples View Post
    Q: What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
    A: The Holocaust

    I'm stealing this joke.

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