the ones that I'm closest to (it would only waste time to write about types I don't know that well):
ENTJ: I've met one that I know of. He's great, smart, but I can see how the conversations would put most people on edge
ENTP: So. Much. Fun. Can be a bit disappointing when they finally get down to business, though, because you never realized you were having such a great time until they have to get serious again.
INTP: surprisingly affectionate. My mum's type, as well as a few close friends, are INTPs. Picking their brains is like cutting a diamond, but once you get through it, it's definitely worth it.
INTJ: everything an ENTJ does, an INTJ was thinking of doing it, and vice-versa.
ENFJ: makes no sense to me. ever.
INFJ: hilarious, if well-honed. they make such fantastic friends... and party buddies! down to follow people on adventures, while maintaining some sort of... decorum.
ENFP: Cheerleaders! awesome people! But get a bit odd as they get older. As in, ten too many acid trips odd (my dad is an ENFP)
SJ: endlessly frustrating
ESFJ: the old men always want me to be their daughter, whether it's when I'm going to a gala, sitting in the library or waiting tables. apparently the women are the same way with young men. they just want to support something.
ISTJ: I can feel the sarcastic burn from here
ESFP: I'd like to use the concussed cat metaphor, but I'm actually a bit jealous of how ESFPs see things sometimes. It seems like everrything would look shinier...
ESTP: so many failed political movements
ISTP: basically a computer. they know everything. it's so cool.
it goes without saying that I'm still learning, though