I'm pretty sure we've all been probed a few times over the years. Aliens, you see, are pretty much the definition of TP. TJ aliens, they'll go with probe one, you've probed them all. But no, our guys, the aliens we got running around, no, they're out there every night going on and on and on about how this varied slightly from that and that one needs a good going over again for confirmations, it just gets wearisome. But they seem to like it and no one usually remembers anyway, so whatever, right.
I don't feel to good about it, but there it is, and it's better to have a hook in the conspiracy from the start I say.
Oh, who am I kidding. I've been building a bigger and bigger tinfoil hat since before I can remember. It's like the size of a SAAB now. I really wish the fuckers would just leave me alone. Sorry for your loss.