Where can I sign up for a 12 step program to become an INTP? I have decided they are the coolest and I want to be like them.
1. The emotion smiles can only be used for Sarcastic remarks only. Hence the statement "I love you" ended with the a is actually "I hate you" ending with a .
2. Walking down the path of the Grey side, is a hard road indeed. People will not understand your fleeting ideas or your ever changing opinions. You must keep a notepad in order to remember your thoughts, because we have so many that are mind cannot remember them.
3. Laugh at the face of Emotion. If you see someone emoting do not be afraid to use the , followed by "Looks like someone needs a hug. " phrase. Which actually means "Looks like someone needs to be killed."
4. Laugh in the face of optimism. You must be the person who ties the weight around the optimist waist in order to send him or her plummeting to the ground.
5. Laugh in the face of morals and organized religion. After all INTPs are not sheep.
6. Become acquainted with the internet and the Television. You will be seeing these guys on a regular basis.
7. Never entertain someones stupidity unless you are doing it to entertain yourself.
8. INTPs come in all shapes and sizes and one can be remarkably different from the other.
9. Once becoming an INTP you must immediately have your heart removed and replaced with an electrical one so you can truly say, "I do not have a heart." Also while he is performing surgery have him tie up your ovaries or neuter you because you are already in love and married to knowledge. And besides the only babies that will be made around here is in your head, and don't worry you will be making plenty.
10. You must be prepared to have ego battles with other INTP members. Do not be scared to face a superior or equal INTP. The ego battle will be a learning a experience for the both of you. However, if you are an INTP and associated the word "ego" with waffles while reading this sentence, then you are truly an INTP.
If you have accepted the 10 steps above, I shall now give you the last and 2 most important INTP steps that you need to pass before you can be one of us.
11. You can be no longer be a happy puppy. You will now be called Thinking Puppy, The Intellectual Puppy, Curious Puppy, etc..... You can actually still maintain the whole cuteness image while still being smart.
12. Rainbows, Unicorns, Tellitubbies, Barney, and any other things that have odd color combinations do not exist. I repeat, they do not exist.