I think we can agree that Elvis is the King. He grew fat and lazy and died with an impacted colon. He hadn't pooped for weeks.
I think we can agree that Priscilla is the Queen. She couldn't act worth a damn and had odd facial surgery to keep her youthful looks.
See what you condemn these two love birds to? The woman, 28, seeks a power imbalance. The kid, 16, doesn't have the backlog of experience a man 10 years his senior would. So he is attractive. And will remain so? Whatever is immature in the woman needs what is immature in the kid. Hopefully she recognises it before she is addicted to colon therapies.
I assume everyone in his story is American? Perhaps some sweaty Las Vegas footage would be instructive.
On second thoughts, no to the Las Vegas thing. They may get ideas and end up married.