I have the verizon crew following me wherever I go- like in the commercials- thus, free wifi access for their every computer-based needs! plus, I have psychedellic drugs- INTPs like the mind trip better than the average effects of alcohol! Plus, I'll just take off my shirt and drowned them with the sweet charisma that pours out of every one of my ENFP sweat pours!
Well fine then! I'll take my shirt off and... wait *backs away*
Usually the first thing I notice in a woman is the way she treats others and the general way in which she regards life. Her demeanor and general attitude towards living in this world or whatever. INTPs usually are not social or revealing enough for me to get any real read on them, and when they are, it usually is not anything I can quantify into meaning. "Yeah," or "Uh huh" just makes me glance over them, and I tend not to notice them at all.