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[INTP] How to seduce an INTP...

jenocyde

half mystic, half skeksis
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I'm a 7w8 - I just murder everything in my path. Holla!
 

Fluffywolf

Nips away your dignity
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I'm 5w7, I explore your every organ most thoughtfully.
 

Matthew_Z

That chalkboard guy
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xxxx
5w6. :p

Now, Mr. INFJ, if you'll kindly come with me, I'll make this as painless as possible. :)
 

Gewitter27

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5w6. :p

Now, Mr. INFJ, if you'll kindly come with me, I'll make this as painless as possible. :)

Come on, isn't there some sort of medicine or something? He doesn't NEED to be put to sleep. That'd just be a waste.

5w7 isn't real. However, 7 is a 5 arrow.
 

Uytuun

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I'm 5w4, but I have a sense of humour about it!

*pushes her hand into Mac's face* Yo bitch, go away, this thread has been perfectly derailed to stop people from talking about seducing INTPs and to exhibit the superiority of the INTJ.
 

jenocyde

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I'm 5w4, but I have a sense of humour about it!

*pushes her hand into Mac's face* Yo bitch, go away, this thread has been perfectly derailed to stop people from talking about seducing INTPs and to exhibit the superiority of the INTJ.

you may be superior but it still doesn't mean we want to seduce you. just sayin'.
 

MacGuffin

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I'm 5w4, but I have a sense of humour about it!

*pushes her hand into Mac's face* Yo bitch, go away, this thread has been perfectly derailed to stop people from talking about seducing INTPs and to exhibit the superiority of the INTJ.

you may be superior but it still doesn't mean we want to seduce you. just sayin'.

Why would anyone want to seduce an INTJ?

Like seducing an automated filing system.
 

Fluffywolf

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INTJ's can be seduced?

I thought INTJ's came with contracts and that one merely has to sign the contract.
 

Gewitter27

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I'm 5w4, but I have a sense of humour about it!

*pushes her hand into Mac's face* Yo bitch, go away, this thread has been perfectly derailed to stop people from talking about seducing INTPs and to exhibit the superiority of the INTJ.

I respond to the INTJ superiority remark with this quote form Monty Python and the Holy Grail Script, where in you are A and I am P!

P: You don't frighten us English pig-dog.
Go and bite your bottom son of a silly person. I blow my nose
on you so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English
k.....niggets
HE PUTS HIS HAND TO HIS EARS AND BLOWS A RASPBERRY.
G: What a strange person.
A: Look here my good man
P: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough
wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your
father smelled of elderberries.
G: Is there someone else up their we could talk to?
P: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
A: Now this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonab....
WE CUT TO THE BATTLEMENTS P BECKONS TO TWO COMPANIONS
"Et momment.. la vache" STALL HAND LEADS IT TOWARD A STRANGE
APPARATUS. THE COW IS PUT IN POSITION AND WINCHING TAKES PLACE.
CUT BACK TO ARTHUR
A: Now that is my final offer. If you are not prepared to agree to my demands
I shall be forced to take further ............Oh Christ!
A COW COMES FLYING OVER THE BATTLEMENTS, LOWING AGGRESSIVELY
AND SOARS TOWARD THEM. THEY TURN TO RUN BUT THE COW LANDS
ON TWO KNIGHTS SQUASHING THEM COMPLETELY.
Launcelot: What a ... What a cruel thing to do.
 

Uytuun

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you'll settle for what I give you.

You are wrong. (tm)

I respond to the INTJ superiority remark with this quote form Monty Python and the Holy Grail Script, where in you are A and I am P!

P: You don't frighten us English pig-dog.
Go and bite your bottom son of a silly person. I blow my nose
on you so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English
k.....niggets
HE PUTS HIS HAND TO HIS EARS AND BLOWS A RASPBERRY.
G: What a strange person.
A: Look here my good man
P: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough
wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your
father smelled of elderberries.
G: Is there someone else up their we could talk to?
P: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
A: Now this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonab....
WE CUT TO THE BATTLEMENTS P BECKONS TO TWO COMPANIONS
"Et momment.. la vache" STALL HAND LEADS IT TOWARD A STRANGE
APPARATUS. THE COW IS PUT IN POSITION AND WINCHING TAKES PLACE.
CUT BACK TO ARTHUR
A: Now that is my final offer. If you are not prepared to agree to my demands
I shall be forced to take further ............Oh Christ!
A COW COMES FLYING OVER THE BATTLEMENTS, LOWING AGGRESSIVELY
AND SOARS TOWARD THEM. THEY TURN TO RUN BUT THE COW LANDS
ON TWO KNIGHTS SQUASHING THEM COMPLETELY.
Launcelot: What a ... What a cruel thing to do.

You are wrong. (tm)

And you smell, you French fool.
 

Gewitter27

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Actually, I am half german. I was using that quote from the script as a means to taunt you!
 
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