Meh, what difference does it make? YOU weren't going to seduce me, were you? Of course not, ergo I haven't much to lose by being vulgar on an internet forum.
(The only reason I even uttered the term 'sloppy seconds' is because I was reading a story about hockey player Sean Avery, who was suspended earlier this NHL season for making remarks about other players falling in love with his sloppy seconds. (Specifically the comment was directed toward Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf, who is dating actress Elisha Cuthbert, who had once dated Avery))