[INTP] How to seduce an INTP...

[mortabunt]

The best way to seduce an INTP is to act like an ENFP.

 

[Amargith]

For male INTPs, I say you seduce 'em the same way that you seduce any man. And I'd say she's probably got the most direct/effective method for doing so down:

[YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy5THitqPBw"]Jessica[/YOUTUBE]

 

[mortabunt]

Oh my god, you're a cartoon! (hentai anyone XD) Or your old avatar came back to life.
The reason whay I said possibly on the previous page is because I'm a total virgin. Never held hands, never kissed, and nothing else. At least the cold turned into proto-demonic hatred.

 

[runvardh]

No. But why won't you prefer a woman in her natural state, as we like you?

I've actually always wondered why women bother; such a waste of time and they'd probably get cold less too...

 

[JocktheMotie]

I've actually always wondered why women bother; such a waste of time and they'd probably get cold less too...

I'm pretty sure they'd still get cold. It's like their thing.

 

[luminous beam]

Swimmers and Metros?

lol @ metros too many of those here in georgetown, dc

 

[Kollin]

Just look 'em in the eye and say 'Hey, sexy thing, how you doin?" with a

 

[mortabunt]

Just look 'em in the eye and say 'Hey, sexy thing, how you doin?" with a

I'm sure they might kill you if you did that. We're suspicious.
P.S.: Luna, I never knew you were a virginian.

 

[Fluffywolf]

Getting me in the mood for sex is pretty easy. Seducing me romantically is an art.

- I'd say you'd first need to earn my trust.
- Secondly you would need to be mentally stimulating to me, which is not an easy feet.
- Thirdly, you need to be authentic at all times. Be yourself.
- Fourth, you need to show interest in my entire being, not just the physical or the mental part, but both.
- Fifth, I need my space when things are still developping. It will take some time for me to incoorporate you into my space. You need patience to become a painting on my wall.
- Sixth, You need to be able to accept me for who I am. I can return the favor in 100% of the cases.
- Seventh, whenever you are being irrational, and I don't respond. Know it is because I respect you.
- Eigth, Don't assume things. If you have a question, ask it! And know I will answer as honest and clear as possible without judging you for having to ask that question.


If you follow those rules, you're well on your way to seducing me.

 

[Matthew_Z]

Just look 'em in the eye and say 'Hey, sexy thing, how you doin?" with a

RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE.

That is what would probably be the first thing I think of if you say that.

 

[mortabunt]

Getting me in the mood for sex is pretty easy. Seducing me romantically is an art.

- I'd say you'd first need to earn my trust.
- Secondly you would need to be mentally stimulating to me, which is not an easy feet.
- Thirdly, you need to be authentic at all times. Be yourself.
- Fourth, you need to show interest in my entire being, not just the physical or the mental part, but both.
- Fifth, I need my space when things are still developping. It will take some time for me to incoorporate you into my space. You need patience to become a painting on my wall.
- Sixth, You need to be able to accept me for who I am. I can return the favor in 100% of the cases.
- Seventh, whenever you are being irrational, and I don't respond. Know it is because I respect you.
- Eigth, Don't assume things. If you have a question, ask it! And know I will answer as honest and clear as possible without judging you for having to ask that question.


If you follow those rules, you're well on your way to seducing me.

I agree 100%!

Except

- Ninth, I'm going to initially be distrustful. Don't take it personally. You're showing a genuine interest in me, and I"m not used to that. The fact that I am distrustful indicates that you have a chance.

I just wanted to add that to the list.

 

[jenocyde]

Getting me in the mood for sex is pretty easy. Seducing me romantically is an art.

- I'd say you'd first need to earn my trust.
- Secondly you would need to be mentally stimulating to me, which is not an easy feet.
- Thirdly, you need to be authentic at all times. Be yourself.
- Fourth, you need to show interest in my entire being, not just the physical or the mental part, but both.
- Fifth, I need my space when things are still developping. It will take some time for me to incoorporate you into my space. You need patience to become a painting on my wall.
- Sixth, You need to be able to accept me for who I am. I can return the favor in 100% of the cases.
- Seventh, whenever you are being irrational, and I don't respond. Know it is because I respect you.
- Eigth, Don't assume things. If you have a question, ask it! And know I will answer as honest and clear as possible without judging you for having to ask that question.


If you follow those rules, you're well on your way to seducing me.

I, of course, could have written this - for the most part. Surprise, surprise. Especially #7. You know I like you when I let shit go.

 

[Fluffywolf]

I agree 100%!

Except

- Ninth, I'm going to initially be distrustful. Don't take it personally. You're showing a genuine interest in me, and I"m not used to that. The fact that I am distrustful indicates that you have a chance.

I just wanted to add that to the list.

I think I covered ninth with the first rule. Need to earn trust first kind of indicates initial distrusting.

 

[violet_crown]

lol @ metros too many of those here in georgetown, dc

Georgetown?!? Im at school there! You?

 

[Tallulah]

Excellent list, Fluffy!

 

[sharonrenee80]

This thread is out of control, but I feel like I have to say something on behalf of INTP women. YES, there are practical things you can do!!

-Probably the best person to ask about how to approch us is the ENTJ: they're the best at approaching us when the relationship is brand spanking new (in my experience). You should be either (1) put together, assertive, and direct and/or (2) funny.

-If you're a feeler (and ONLY if you're a feeler), I'd say this: give us COMPLETE PRIVACY to react to your displays of love and affection, especially if you want an earnest or ardent response. For example, it's better to send a love letter or flowers to us at home rather than give them to us in person when you're there. Trust me on this, IF you're a feeler, don't give these gifts/displays in person (at least at first when the relationship is new b/c your particular gifts/displays embarrass us too much, and don't give us time to think about it - I like to think about my feelings before I let myself react to them; it's weird, but it's the way i am). If you're an introverted thinker, ignore this rule!!! your fumbles at such things will come across as sweet If you're an extroverted thinker, then go ahead and embarrass me with this stuff since we can use it as an opportunity to tease each other.

-Also, for anyone: be good at something, anything that YOU really love and then tell me/show me about it;
-AND help me laugh at myself for the love of god! I need, need, need to take myself less seriously!

Life's fun; let's go!!!

 

[Galusha]

Thank you, INTPs, for giving us such a long and detailed user's manual to your seduction which, as so many suburban husbands have done, we will throw out the window and just start hitting things with a wrench instead.

does that work for "being myself" (rule #3)?

 

[INA]

Thank you, INTPs, for giving us such a long and detailed user's manual to your seduction which, as so many suburban husbands have done, we will throw out the window and just start hitting things with a wrench instead.

does that work for "being myself" (rule #3)?

Sahweet.
All I can say is whatever you do, do NOT appear to be operating from a manual. INTPs like to think we're special snowflakes.

 

[infpwonderer]

How does one go about telling an INTP mate (already seduced) that he is loved without scaring him into hiding? Great posts above btw!

 

[Gewitter27]

How to seduce an INTP in two easy steps!
1. Spike INTP's Drink
2. Do whatever your sick mind desires!