[ENTP] The Official ENTP Haters' Thread

[simpleamazement]

the funniest thing is all the SJs now how to drive like assholes, but they now shit about cars

Wrong! My ENTP co-worker is the one who doesn't know about cars, I'm the one telling him what's up with them. Maybe I'm the exception.

 

[Dali]

They have to have an opinion on every thing which wouldn't be a problem if they didn't insist on shoving it down my throat all the time. For once, will you learn to actually converse and let someone else do the talking occasionally and least listen instead of pretending to while mentally crafting the next thing you'll say, you insufferable &%^$#$%##$%%$#%##?

Additionally, quite a few of them of them are clueless about ISFPs which, honestly, suits me just fine.

Although they can be funny. Occasionally.

 

[simulatedworld]

Wrong! My ENTP co-worker is the one who doesn't know about cars, I'm the one telling him what's up with them. Maybe I'm the exception.

I don't know a god damn thing about cars. Most of my SJ acquaintances are far more knowledgeable about that than I am, though the one person I know who knows the most about cars happens to be ENTJ.

 

[jenocyde]

east germans are all whiny intps in my opinion

I agree. Whiny weicheier intps.

 

[jenocyde]

Additionally, quite a few of them of them are clueless about ISFPs which, honestly, suits me just fine.

What's an isfp? Is that what that mess is underneath my shoe?

 

[Kasper]

I don't know a god damn thing about cars. Most of my SJ acquaintances are far more knowledgeable about that than I am, though the one person I know who knows the most about cars happens to be ENTJ.

I could have written the same thing, I mean I prolly would have added an emoticon somewhere but otherwise could have

 

[Dali]

What's an isfp? Is that what that mess is underneath my shoe?

No, that would be your mum.

 

[jenocyde]

No, that would be your mum.

Hahaha... If only that were true, my life would be so much easier *sigh*.

 

[dga]

as an entp living in east germany, i just love teh attention of this thread

 

[jenocyde]

as an entp living in east germany, i just love teh attention of this thread

Oops about the weicheier comment, es tut mir sehr leid!!!

 

[Qre:us]

For once, will you learn to actually converse and let someone else do the talking occasionally and least listen instead of pretending to while mentally crafting the next thing you'll say, you insufferable &%^$#$%##$%%$#%##?

Rwwr! Say it again, without the censors!!

Cuz we love it when you talk dirty to us, otherwise .

 

[entropie]

Oops about the weicheier comment, es tut mir sehr leid!!!

Dont mind, he is from Berlin, they neither count as west or east, just Berlin

 

[Lexicon]

No risks of getting beaten up by an angry mob of entps lovers.

Redundancy cleared.
You're welcome.

 

[simulatedworld]

Rwwr! Say it again, without the censors!!

Cuz we love it when you talk dirty to us, otherwise .

What have you got against censors, anyway?

 

[Domino]

Rwwr! Say it again, without the censors!!

Cuz we love it when you talk dirty to us, otherwise .

What is it with you people?!

I cursed an ENTP out and went over a table after him, and I swear he was turned on by the idea of me pulling him apart. "I love it when you talk dirty to me..." He was glowing all over when he said that. Freaks! He liked lighting the fuse and then coming around for a cuddle.

Too bad about him. My kind of beast.

 

[jenocyde]

I cursed an ENTP out and went over a table after him, and I swear he was turned on by the idea of me pulling him apart. "I love it when you talk dirty to me..." He was glowing all over when he said that. Freaks! He liked lighting the fuse and then coming around for a cuddle.

Well, that is kinda hot... can you blame him?

 

[entropie]

I sometimes wonder, if people seriously think, we come up with all the shit on our own

 

[Little Linguist]

I sometimes wonder, if people seriously think, we come up with all the shit on our own

*shakes head* You learned it from us!

 

[Qre:us]

What is it with you people?!

I cursed an ENTP out and went over a table after him, and I swear he was turned on by the idea of me pulling him apart. "I love it when you talk dirty to me..." He was glowing all over when he said that. Freaks! He liked lighting the fuse and then coming around for a cuddle.

Too bad about him. My kind of beast.

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and "Do I dare?"
...
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
...
I grow old...I grow old..
...
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot

Honestly? It's about feeling alive and connected. Show me your rawness, your warts and all, show passion, show that I affect you, show that there is no 'later, for another time,' and I can't help but be drawn. Show me you in the moment.
I hate the masks people put on (and, not to toot my own horn *HONK! HONK!* but I'm pretty darn good at finding out when people are not being genuine).
If I can shake your sensibilities, if you let me shake your sensibilities (i.e., be affected), that's . And, trust.
I mean no harm for I will gladly return to you, what you have given me, in kind (maybe a different way, perhaps, which is *me*). So, without assuming there is 'time enough', do, be. I shall promise to do the same. As near always as I can get.

 

[sculpting]

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and "Do I dare?"
...
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
...
I grow old...I grow old..
...
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot

Honestly? It's about feeling alive and connected. Show me your rawness, your warts and all, show passion, show that I affect you, show that there is no 'later, for another time,' and I can't help but be drawn. Show me you in the moment.
I hate the masks people put on (and, not to toot my own horn *HONK! HONK!* but I'm pretty darn good at finding out when people are not being genuine).
If I can shake your sensibilities, if you let me shake your sensibilities (i.e., be affected), that's . And, trust.
I mean no harm for I will gladly return to you, what you have given me, in kind (maybe a different way, perhaps, which is *me*). So, without assuming there is 'time enough', do, be. I shall promise to do the same. As near always as I can get.

sweet! hmm, explains a lot.