[INTJ] You know you are INTJ when...

[tcda]

An INTJ friend of mine even folds his rubbish before he puts it in the bin.

And he thinks his room is messy if there are 2 shirts on a chair in the corner.

And he sounds sarcastic when me wants to sound genuine, and when he is generally sarcastic it's so deadpan it is hard to spot.

Not sure if those count at all.

 

[eagleseven]

*You can always resort to plan J, if plans A through I fail.

*Your sense of humor is so morbidly dry that your light jokes make NFs cry.

*You best (can only) enjoy people when under the influence.

*You sincerely express emotion once or twice a century.

*When you finally do express emotion, you rage/rejoice with fiery passion that shocks everyone you know.

*You seriously contemplate ways to improve the efficiency of dishwashing, continually trying new systems.

*You will edit a post you made, if you notice a typo or grammatical error. Every time.

 

[eagleseven]

When you run over a squirrel running out under your car, and you think "That thing just won the Darwin award!" (this actually happened to me today)

*When you read this line and ROFL.

 

[Coriolis]

When you browse a "Why I hate INTJs" thread and many of the remarks sound like compliments.

 

[eagleseven]

When you're an INFJ, but you wake up one day, and inadvertently offend someone... and surprisingly, instead of the normal swell of guilt, you just feel indifference or mild annoyance, blow them off, and continue about your business as if nothing happened.

What is this swell of guilt?

Taking offense is a waste of limited time, and so the fault is with the person offended.

Obviously.

 

[yvonne]

An INTJ friend of mine even folds his rubbish before he puts it in the bin.

And he thinks his room is messy if there are 2 shirts on a chair in the corner.

that's the weirdest thing about INTJs. they're so organized and controlled it's scary

then they get confused when you go disorganized on them lol

 

[eagleseven]

that's the weirdest thing about INTJs. they're so organized and controlled it's scary

then they get confused when you go disorganized on them lol

INTJ organization tends to be sporadic and purpose-oriented.

Useless areas are left in disarray (my laundry bin), while important things are hyper-organized (my wallet).

 

[goodgrief]

An INTJ friend of mine even folds his rubbish before he puts it in the bin.

And he thinks his room is messy if there are 2 shirts on a chair in the corner.

Isn't it weird then that both me and my INTJ friend have incredibly messy rooms?

EDIT: You were right about that correction thing though. I had to correct this post when I noticed it ended with a period instead of a question mark.

 

[eagleseven]

Isn't it weird then that both me and my INTJ friend have incredibly messy rooms?

All the INTJs I know are very messy, including myself. It's like I'm a walking entropy bomb.

 

[Oaky]

^

 

[CrystalViolet]

You guys are so funny when some one tells you, they like you. You get all suspicious, and then you interogate the poor soul who dared to show affection towards you.
You know a INTJ likes you though when they torelate your stupidity, and occasionally gushy ways and sometimes acknowlegdes that you have intelligent moments. I like how you guys don't pester me about what's on my mind.
It terrifies me though, you guys have a tendency to cut people off for dead, when they have reached a certain point in your annoyance threshold.

 

[eagleseven]

You guys are so funny when some one tells you, they like you. You get all suspicious, and then you interogate the poor soul who dared to show affection towards you.

We must be certain that said person is not attempting to manipulate us.

If I trusted every person who said "Hey friend," I'd have sent a lot of money to Nigerian generals by now...

 

[Uytuun]

Efficiency lecture-happy INTJs are both annoying and funny.

 

[ceecee]

When you enjoy the very robotic voice, NOAA weather channel that no one ever watches.

 

[CrystalViolet]

We must be certain that said person is not attempting to manipulate us.

If I trusted every person who said "Hey friend," I'd have sent a lot of money to Nigerian generals by now...

He's of no possible use to me except as my sex slave, but he ain't pretty enough for that, so I must like him. I really wonder why though some times.

 

[goodgrief]

When your favourite characters are Sherlock Holmes, Hannibal Lecter and Daria Morgendorffer.

 

[figsfiggyfigs]

....when people don't understand why you think something is funny.

 

[goodgrief]

True.

 

[ajblaise]

When you have the Real Doll website bookmarked.

 

[matmos]

When you have the Real Doll website bookmarked.

Even my cat has one of them.