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[NT] NTs on NTs

atticus

New member
Joined
May 3, 2010
Messages
20
MBTI Type
INTP
Enneagram
5 sp
Coincidentally, I happen to really like cheese.
 
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figsfiggyfigs

Guest
LMAOoooooooooo this is rather accurate!!!! I have given those nick names to some types. but in the end really, its the person not the type, but it seems to be more typical for them; there are exceptions.


...I'm not pushy as an ENTJ... and I don't have a life. hahahaha
 

Domino

ENFJ In Chains
Joined
Nov 5, 2007
Messages
11,429
MBTI Type
eNFJ
Enneagram
4w3
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
I press my boobs to this thread. 5 starz.
 

MiasmaResonance

New member
Joined
Jul 18, 2009
Messages
155
MBTI Type
INTP
Enneagram
5w?
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
The INTJ description made me laugh.
I actually turned around to check for stray sticks, as I live with a house full of INTJs.
 

teslashock

Geolectric
Joined
Oct 27, 2009
Messages
1,690
MBTI Type
ENTP
Enneagram
7w6
You want NT on NT? Just set up a camcorder in my bedroom some time. You'd be doing each of us a favor. And I'll provide the tripod. ;)
 

Sentient Light

New member
Joined
Jun 12, 2012
Messages
17
MBTI Type
INFP
ENTP "The Nut"
Can ENTPs construct an argument? Or even better, a normal paragraph. You know, topic sentence, supporting sentences, a conclusion sentence? Perhaps some semblance of proper punctuation? Keeping up with the blizzard of non-sequiturs and half-baked ideas that flies from the keyboard of the ENTP is a challenge most NTs aren't willing to hack. Best know what one is talking about when reading the arguments posted by most people that are trying to analyze the possibilities of the motivations of other posters. If you understood that sentence, you might be an ENTP. Seek professional help.

Lol. I was not aware there was such a thing as a run-on paragraph.
 

UniqueMixture

New member
Joined
Mar 5, 2012
Messages
3,004
MBTI Type
estj
Enneagram
378
Instinctual Variant
sx/so
Lol. I was not aware there was such a thing as a run-on paragraph.

If you think that's confusing just try keeping up with me when I'm talking to Google Voice transcribe my thoughts into the cage
 
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figsfiggyfigs

Guest
The INTP whining part was well worth reading through every other insult the other NTs received.
 

Coriolis

Si vis pacem, para bellum
Staff member
Joined
Apr 18, 2010
Messages
27,192
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
5w6
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
Amusing stuff - glad it got bumped. It wouldn't be funny if there weren't some grains of truth in each one.
 

reason

New member
Joined
Apr 26, 2007
Messages
1,209
MBTI Type
ESFJ
ENTJ "The Disliked"
Who likes ENTJs? Not many, that's for sure! Thankfully most ENTJs are offline bossing people around to spend much time on internet forums annoying the rest of us. Online interactions is not the strong suit of the ENTJ. It's nearly impossible to brow beat or intimidate anyone online by sheer force of will. Not that the handful of online ENTJs don't try. Most NTs avoid the ENTJ or slowly drive them mad by not placidly accepting every pronouncement from the ENTJ Commandant as if it is the word of God. We salute you, ENTJ, with our middle finger!

ENTP "The Nut"
Can ENTPs construct an argument? Or even better, a normal paragraph. You know, topic sentence, supporting sentences, a conclusion sentence? Perhaps some semblance of proper punctuation? Keeping up with the blizzard of non-sequiturs and half-baked ideas that flies from the keyboard of the ENTP is a challenge most NTs aren't willing to hack. Best know what one is talking about when reading the arguments posted by most people that are trying to analyze the possibilities of the motivations of other posters. If you understood that sentence, you might be an ENTP. Seek professional help.

INTJ "The Killjoy"
Some theorists try to say the INTJ is the most imaginative of the NTs. What crack these theorists are smoking is unknown at this point. The words "playfully inquisitive" are never used by other NTs to describe INTJs. When not using their only mode of humor (sarcasm) the INTJ seems intent on taking the stick up their ass and ramming it up everyone else's ass. Fortunately most NTs know how to cover their asses. Watch it! There's one behind you right now!

INTP "The Whiner"
Everyone has problems. Most people attempt to rid themselves of those problems at some point. Not the INTP! That would remove the greatest pleasure the INTP has: bitching about their problems on the internet. God forbid the INTP ever actually does anything, just the mere fact they think they could do something is good enough. Little known fact: the "c" in INTPc stands for cheese, to go with the whine.
I have to admit, this is very funny.

Right, that's my one online compliment for this year. Now I can return to finding inventive ways to call people stupid.
 

Nicodemus

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Aug 2, 2010
Messages
9,756
I have to admit, this is very funny.

Right, that's my one online compliment for this year. Now I can return to finding inventive ways to call people stupid.
I have noticed that your ways to call people morally repugnant are funnier by far. You should stick to that for a while.
 

Thessaly

I drink your milkshake.
Joined
Jun 5, 2009
Messages
1,363
MBTI Type
xNFP
Enneagram
3w4
I guess this is why I like INTPs. They are whiny bitches too.
 
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