Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if ENTPs didn't corrupt the language on purpose. They're ebil like that.
This thread appears to be the 'grab the ENTP and shove their head in a toilet while yelling out abuse every time they surface for air' thread. Awesome! Gushing praise like in the needy emo INTP appreciation thread makes me feel icky
Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?
+ can offer great advice because can see the big picture, empathize, and anticipate pitfalls
+ can get you in bed in 3 dates or probably shouldn't call him/herself an ENTP
+ can shift in and out of contemplative and engaging
+ has crazy fucking ideas that should normally be interesting
+ high self-awareness
+ often has a mystical or spiritual side or quality
+ in charge of feelings
+ balls, lots of them
+ great body
+ infectious laugh
+ good dancer