[INTJ] INTJ humor

[527468]

Antisocial one has some good jokes. They're not necessarily jokes, but they're funny. They're not necessarily funny, but they make me laugh. They're not the type that always makes me laugh, but I enjoy the humor.

 

[Edgar]

Antisocial one has some good jokes. They're not necessarily jokes, but they're funny.

I think when people talk about whether somebody is "funny" or not, it is usually implied "funny on purpose".

 

[The Outsider]

Guy1: DID YOU HEAR THAT? What kind of an animal sound like that?
Guy2: Hmm... I am not sure. It is probably salmon.
Guy1: SALMON !?
Guy2: Yeah, a salmon.
Guy1: Are you out of your mind? There is no way that this is salmon.
Guy2: I am telling you, that is salmon
Guy1: Salmon!? In this time of the night?

Haha, that reminds me of Monty Python.
"A tiger in Africa?"
"Mh?"
"A tiger? in Africa?"
"It probably escaped from the zoo."

YouTube - Monty Python - The Meaning of War (Tigers)

 

[527468]

I think when people talk about whether somebody is "funny" or not, it is usually implied "funny on purpose".

In this case we have accidental humor on purpose.

 

[BlackCat]

In this case we have accidental humor on purpose.

This seems to explain INTJ humor.

 

[plaguerat]

On the line(s) about necrophelia:

A direct quote:

Friend: " Just because it's dead doesen't have anything to do with how much pleasure you'll get out of sitting on it."
Me: "Did you just justify necrophelia?"
Friend: "I was talking about the grass."


reminded me of it.

 

[Cenomite]

Me: Lol, she just messaged me and asked me if I hated her
Me: I'm sorry, but if you have to ask that question, it's probably true
Friend: Hey Cenomite, do you hate cake?
Me: Fuck off. Bad logic was bad.

 

[SurlyAdam]

This thread is so pathetically stupid that it's kind of amusing. My eyes are watering and my throat is sore from laughing. But it's not funny...

 

[527468]

This thread is so pathetically stupid that it's kind of amusing. My eyes are watering and my throat is sore from laughing. But it's not funny...

You aren't funny! (in the thread)

 

[Misty_Mountain_Rose]

I know I shouldn't laugh so hard every time I see this commercial, but it never gets old.

YouTube - AT&T Alter Ego Dinosaur Commercial

 

[527468]

I know I shouldn't laugh so hard every time I see this commercial, but it never gets old.

YouTube - AT&T Alter Ego Dinosaur Commercial

Oh you're so right

 

[Virtual ghost]

I can proudly say that I have shocked a larger group of NP girls form my college today.
They were in group and one guy decided to join the conversation and was going at their direction as well. (we all know each other)

Since the guy haven't seen one girl for sometime he made a comment.

Guy: Where have you been x ? I haven't seen you for a while!
Girl : I am here, I am finally here.
Guy : Then why I dont hear from you ?
Girl : What I suppose to say to you?
Me : Well, " I am pregnant!" would be nice to hear.

From everybodys faces it was quite obvious that they are shocked.
At first everybody were silent looking at others asking themselfs "Did he really said that?" once they got a silent agreement that I did you could see the horror and uncomfort in their body language. I mean it was quite observable and there was 10 seconds of silence after my comment.

My comment was designed to be out of line but I am wondering how would people on this forum react to this comment or what would they think?

 

[Costrin]

I can proudly say that I have shocked a larger group of NP girls form my college today.
They were in group and one guy decided to join the conversation and was going at their direction as well. (we all know each other)

Since the guy haven't seen one girl for sometime he made a comment.

Guy: Where have you been x ? I haven't seen you for a while!
Girl : I am here, I am finally here.
Guy : Then why I dont hear from you ?
Girl : What I suppose to say to you?
Me : Well, " I am pregnant!" would be nice to hear.

From everybodys faces it was quite obvious that they are shocked.
At first everybody were silent looking at others asking themselfs "Did he really said that?" once they got a silent agreement that I did you could see the horror and uncomfort in their body language. I mean it was quite observable and there was 10 seconds of silence after my comment.

My comment was designed to be out of line but I am wondering how would people on this forum react to this comment or what would they think?

That was actually kinda funny.

 

[Hendo Barbarosa]

I LOL'd fer sure! I think the best part of it was the left-field element.

 

[MacGuffin]

Hey, an INTJ made a funny!





(that was pretty funny, to me at least)

 

[Virtual ghost]

Hmm, INTs like it and others are quiet.
I am not suprised.

 

[BlackCat]

I actually thought that was pretty funny AO. I just wasn't looking into this thread too much because it's called "INTJ humor." That may explain the lack of others' comments.

 

[Haight]

So the dad walks into his son's room and says, "Son . . . if you keep doing that you will go blind."

The son responds, "Dad . . . I'm over here."

 

[Edgar]

I used to make a lot of jokes. But then I got banned for 30 days because my jokes were actually funny.

Thank you, I'm here till Thursday

....assuming I don't get banned again.

 

[Haight]

*stares at bait*