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    its unfunny. /thread I win the internet


    EDIT: accept Edgar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valuable_Money View Post
    its unfunny. /thread I win the internet


    EDIT: accept Edgar.
    "Accept" me into what?

    I'll have you know sir, I don't want to be part of any club that would have me as a member.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    "Accept" me into what?

    I'll have you know sir, I don't want to be part of any club that would have me as a member.
    Edgar could we love you more?
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh? wgah'nagl fhtagn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valuable_Money View Post
    Edgar could we love you more?
    Loving me is easy - I'm beautiful.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    one of my best friends is an intj and he is easily one of the funniest people i know. it certainly has to do with timing and the ability to keep a straight face. i've watched him say the most offensive things and i've often had to explain to others that "he didn't mean it." he even gets an infp friend of ours laughing at his jokes, which is really impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    Loving me is easy - I'm beautiful.
    Whenever you make a post I always imagine your avatar saying it.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh? wgah'nagl fhtagn

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    Quote Originally Posted by musicheck View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Costrin View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    An INTJ trying to be funny.


    I've an INTJ friend whose funny precisely because their very occasional jokes don't quite make sense. It's sort've...like drunken humour, you're in hysterics, but you're not quite sure why.
    Come along Fool
    A direct hit of the senses you are disconnected
    It's not that it's bad, it's not that it's death
    It's just on the tip of your tongue, and you're so silent

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    I love calling my brother up and telling him my new favorite most offensive joke. Such as:
    What do you get when you stab a baby 100 times with a fork?
    An erection!
    There's always this long pause during which I'm laughing at my own joke before he starts laughing.
    My new one:
    What sexual position do 9/10 people enjoy?
    Gang rape.
    The difference between me and my INTP BF is that I know to only tell jokes like that to people that I know will laugh. But I have to work to curb my deadpan insults, along the lines of, "And that's why we all hate you." Or, "Yeah, how stupid were you?" People sometimes take it the wrong way and don't laugh.

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