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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.
    Hooray! I win at life!

    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    Hooray! I win at life!

    [IMG]
    Combo breaker...
    The probability that I was procrastinating when I was typing this post:

    P(have big assignment due) = 0.6
    P(posting on TypoC) = 0.2
    P(having big assignment due | posting on TypoC) = 0.7

    P(posting on TypoC | having big assignment due) = .......


    Eh, I'll finish it later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.

    I think the annoying-ness of most INTJs trying to be funny is embodied in the opening post's title



    translation:





    But at least I can openly mock them without hurting their feelings, hopefully.
    Yer just jealous!
    Embrace the possibilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    Edgar is the only funny INTJ on this forum.

    I think the annoying-ness of most INTJs trying to be funny is embodied in the opening post's title



    translation:





    But at least I can openly mock them without hurting their feelings, hopefully.
    You're funny.

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    One day God creates Adam and gives him a garden of Eden as a playground.
    At first Adam was quite happy since he had plenty to explore. But as time passed the Adam got quite bored. So he went to God about this problem.

    Adam: My lord I have a problem. I am terrbly bored in my life.
    God: I see. Come back tomorrow I will have a solution by then.

    *tomorrow*

    Adam: Are there any chances that my problem can be solved?
    God: Yes, it can be solved. I have decided to make you a companion in life.
    Someone who will always stand by your side, In good times and bad times.
    Someone who will love you no matter what will happen.
    Someone who will make you laugh everytime you are sad.
    Someone who will satisfy all of your needs anytime, day or night.
    But the bad thing is that this will cost you one arm, one kindey, half of stomach and 1/4 of your brain.

    Adam:OUCH! That is very expensive. What I can get for one rib ?

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    My father is a good for nothing dime-a-dozen

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    Here's an INTJ (or P, can't really tell) joke:

    __________________________________________________ ______________

    "Why did the mathematicians say [root (-1/8)] after feasting?"

    -> "Why?"

    "I/8"

    __________________________________________________ ______________

    Recall a conversation between i and e.

    i says to e - get rational
    e says to i - get real

    __________________________________________________ ______________

    Me: Dude, stop being so mean to them.
    Him: I'm not the mean because I'm not average.

    __________________________________________________ ______________

    Needless to say, he is a mathematician. (I sometimes suspect he gets math jokes off the internet/someone, would anyone confirm?)

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    That's ENTP humor neggar. Slice yo grape ass up.

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    Since the youtube tag seems to be failing,

    YouTube - Nihilists - Dating

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