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    Quote Originally Posted by Misty_Mountain_Rose View Post
    I know I shouldn't laugh so hard every time I see this commercial, but it never gets old.

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    I can proudly say that I have shocked a larger group of NP girls form my college today.
    They were in group and one guy decided to join the conversation and was going at their direction as well. (we all know each other)

    Since the guy haven't seen one girl for sometime he made a comment.

    Guy: Where have you been x ? I haven't seen you for a while!
    Girl : I am here, I am finally here.
    Guy : Then why I dont hear from you ?
    Girl : What I suppose to say to you?
    Me : Well, " I am pregnant!" would be nice to hear.

    From everybodys faces it was quite obvious that they are shocked.
    At first everybody were silent looking at others asking themselfs "Did he really said that?" once they got a silent agreement that I did you could see the horror and uncomfort in their body language. I mean it was quite observable and there was 10 seconds of silence after my comment.

    My comment was designed to be out of line but I am wondering how would people on this forum react to this comment or what would they think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    I can proudly say that I have shocked a larger group of NP girls form my college today.
    They were in group and one guy decided to join the conversation and was going at their direction as well. (we all know each other)

    Since the guy haven't seen one girl for sometime he made a comment.

    Guy: Where have you been x ? I haven't seen you for a while!
    Girl : I am here, I am finally here.
    Guy : Then why I dont hear from you ?
    Girl : What I suppose to say to you?
    Me : Well, " I am pregnant!" would be nice to hear.

    From everybodys faces it was quite obvious that they are shocked.
    At first everybody were silent looking at others asking themselfs "Did he really said that?" once they got a silent agreement that I did you could see the horror and uncomfort in their body language. I mean it was quite observable and there was 10 seconds of silence after my comment.

    My comment was designed to be out of line but I am wondering how would people on this forum react to this comment or what would they think?
    That was actually kinda funny.
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    I LOL'd fer sure! I think the best part of it was the left-field element.

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    Hey, an INTJ made a funny!





    (that was pretty funny, to me at least)

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    Hmm, INTs like it and others are quiet.
    I am not suprised.

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    I actually thought that was pretty funny AO. I just wasn't looking into this thread too much because it's called "INTJ humor." That may explain the lack of others' comments.
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

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    So the dad walks into his son's room and says, "Son . . . if you keep doing that you will go blind."

    The son responds, "Dad . . . I'm over here."
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    I used to make a lot of jokes. But then I got banned for 30 days because my jokes were actually funny.











    Thank you, I'm here till Thursday

    ....assuming I don't get banned again.
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    *stares at bait*
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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