Antisocial one has some good jokes. They're not necessarily jokes, but they're funny. They're not necessarily funny, but they make me laugh. They're not the type that always makes me laugh, but I enjoy the humor.
Guy1: DID YOU HEAR THAT? What kind of an animal sound like that?
Guy2: Hmm... I am not sure. It is probably salmon.
Guy1: SALMON !?
Guy2: Yeah, a salmon.
Guy1: Are you out of your mind? There is no way that this is salmon.
Guy2: I am telling you, that is salmon
Guy1: Salmon!? In this time of the night?
Haha, that reminds me of Monty Python.
"A tiger in Africa?"
"A tiger? in Africa?"
"It probably escaped from the zoo."
Me: Lol, she just messaged me and asked me if I hated her
Me: I'm sorry, but if you have to ask that question, it's probably true
Friend: Hey Cenomite, do you hate cake?
Me: Fuck off. Bad logic was bad.
The probability that I was procrastinating when I was typing this post:
P(have big assignment due) = 0.6
P(posting on TypoC) = 0.2
P(having big assignment due | posting on TypoC) = 0.7
P(posting on TypoC | having big assignment due) = .......